What's the best Christmas present EVER? This joke book! Perfect to carry around and read aloud to everyone you know. Bother all your friends, brothers, sisters, parents, teachers, pets and anyone else you can find with these terrible, awful, very-very-very bad Christmas jokes. · What is Santa's favourite musical instrument? The sleigh bell. · What kind of money do elves use? Jingle bills. · How does Darth Vader enjoy his turkey for Christmas? On the dark side. · What is Father Christmas's dog's name? Santa Paws. Including fun (possibly untrue) Christmas facts, a Q&A with Santa himself and riddles to make even the grumpiest grinch laugh, this book is a must-have in your Christmas stocking.
| ISBN: | 9781761349768 |
| Publication date: | 17th November 2024 |
| Author: | Penguin Random House Australia |
| Publisher: | Penguin Australia Young Readers |
| Format: | Paperback |
| Pagination: | 240 pages |
| Genres: |
Children’s / Teenage general interest: Humour and jokes |