Why was the pitch soaking wet?
Because the midfielders dribbled all over it.
Which Egyptian star gobbles strawberries, apples, grapes and oranges?
Fruit Salah.
What happens if you mix an England striker with strong winds?
You get a Hurry-Kane.
The Ultimate Football Joke Book is the funniest joke book EVER. Get ready to laugh your boots off with over 200 premier puns, gags and quips featuring all your favourite football players, clubs and grounds. With hilarious black and white illustrations throughout for extra LOL's. For football fans aged 7+
| ISBN: | 9781405298223 |
| Publication date: | 30th April 2020 |
| Author: | Kevin Pettman |
| Illustrator: | Pipi Sposito |
| Publisher: | Farshore an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers |
| Format: | Paperback |
| Pagination: | 96 pages |
| Genres: |
Children’s / Teenage general interest: Ball games and sports Children’s / Teenage general interest: Humour and jokes |