Audiobooks Narrated by Bill Myers

The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle Books 5-8

Children will laugh at these funny adventure stories from Bill Myers, bestselling author of McGee and Me, all while learning Christian character and godly wisdom. This hilarious audiobook collection for 7- to 10-year-olds includes novels #5, #6, #7, and #8 in The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle fiction series: - My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss follows Wally as he tells just a little lie and is then chased by bungling terrorists, a SWAT team, reporters, and the National Guard until the madcap misunderstandings finally end. . . and Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy. - My Life as a Torpedo Test Target goes underwater as Wally searches for a million dollars of gold and struggles with sea monsters, hostile pirates, a ghost ship, and, of course, the world-famous McDoogle klutziness. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed. - My Life as a Human Hockey Puck takes Wally onto the ice as he ends up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin. - My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut takes Wally out of this world as our boy blunder stows aboard the space shuttle, knocks an astronaut halfway to Jupiter, nearly causes the shuttle to crash, and learns the importance of obeying the rules! Your kids will have a blast reading Wally's adventures as they discover the importance of living with the love and wisdom of Christ.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle Books 1-4

Children will laugh at these funny adventure stories from Bill Myers, bestselling author of McGee and Me, all while learning Christian character and godly wisdom. Join Wally on four hilarious, mishap-filled adventures as he faces a bully at camp, gets eaten by an alien in a film, competes in a hot-air balloon race, and plunges over a killer waterfall. This audiobook collection for 7- to 10-year-olds includes the first four novels from The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle fiction series: - My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce only stops being outrageous long enough to share important truths about fear, foolish pride, and God. - My Life as Alien Monster Bait keeps young readers laughing while learning about who it really is who deserves "star treatment." - My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line, Wally learns what it means to fully put his trust in God. - My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others. Your kids will have a blast reading Wally's adventures as they discover the importance of living with the love and wisdom of Christ.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio. Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio. 'Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. 'Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too.' So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio. Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters . . . Hostile pirates . . . A ghost ship . . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness.Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio. It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end . . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we're talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned "Human Catastrophe." My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps listeners on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives! This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps listeners laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce

Twelve-year-old Wally - 'the walking disaster area' - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns the need to love even his worst enemy. The first in Bill Myer's witty and wacky fiction series, My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce only stops being outrageous long enough to share important truths about fear, foolish pride, and God.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as Alien Monster Bait

"Hollyweird" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride … until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility. My Life as Alien Monster Bait keeps young listeners laughing while learning about who it really is who deserves "star treatment."

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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Ancient Forces Collection

Some doors are better left unopened. Some doors, you don't want to find out what lies behind them. In the Forbidden Doors series by bestselling author Bill Myers, teenager Rebecca 'Becka' Williams, her younger brother Scott, and her friend Ryan Riordan are swept into heart-stopping encounters with an all-too-real invisible world---a world fraught with deception and spiritual adversaries that promise goodness and enlightenment but will stop at nothing to destroy life, sanity, and human souls. Witchcraft. Reincarnation. Ouija Boards. UFOs. Shamanism. Counterfeit spiritualities are widespread and popular with spiritually searching young adults such as Becka's peers. What's the harm? Find out. Join Becka, Scott, and Ryan as they head for mind-bending clashes between the forces of darkness and the kingdom of God. Combining meticulous research, realistic settings, and masterful storytelling, the Forbidden Doors novels take you from the mountains of New Mexico to the inner workings of a secret society---and into the truth of God's Word, which exposes lies and reveals the reality of spiritual warfare. Each volume in the series contains three books that center around a particular kind of Forbidden Door. Book One: Dark Powers contains The Society, The Deceived, and The Spell; Book Two: Invisible Terror contains The Haunting, The Guardian, and The Encounter; Book Three: Deadly Loyalty contains The Curse, The Undead, and The Scream; Book Four: Ancient Forces contains The Ancients, The Wiccan, and The Cards

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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Deadly Loyalty Collection

Some doors are better left unopened. Some doors, you don't want to find out what lies behind them. In the Forbidden Doors series by bestselling author Bill Myers, teenager Rebecca 'Becka' Williams, her younger brother Scott, and her friend Ryan Riordan are swept into heart-stopping encounters with an all-too-real invisible world---a world fraught with deception and spiritual adversaries that promise goodness and enlightenment but will stop at nothing to destroy life, sanity, and human souls. Witchcraft. Reincarnation. Ouija Boards. UFOs. Shamanism. Counterfeit spiritualities are widespread and popular with spiritually searching young adults such as Becka's peers. What's the harm? Find out. Join Becka, Scott, and Ryan as they head for mind-bending clashes between the forces of darkness and the kingdom of God. Combining meticulous research, realistic settings, and masterful storytelling, the Forbidden Doors novels take you from the mountains of New Mexico to the inner workings of a secret society---and into the truth of God's Word, which exposes lies and reveals the reality of spiritual warfare. Each volume in the series contains three books that center around a particular kind of Forbidden Door. Book One: Dark Powers contains The Society, The Deceived, and The Spell; Book Two: Invisible Terror contains The Haunting, The Guardian, and The Encounter; Book Three: Deadly Loyalty contains The Curse, The Undead, and The Scream; Book Four: Ancient Forces contains The Ancients, The Wiccan, and The Cards

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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