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Frenzy

Their destiny is to fix history. Their dream is to get home. When you live in a house that's really a gateway between past and present, you have to be ready for anything. It's a painful fact the Kings have faced since moving to Pinedale eight days ago. Desperately trying to rescue their mother from an unknown time and place, brothers Xander and David have lunged headlong into the chaos of history's greatest--and most volatile--events. But their goal has continually escaped their grasp. And worse: Finding Mom is only a small part of what they must do, thanks to the barbaric Taksidian. His ruthless quest to sieze their house and its power from them has put not only the family, but all of mankind, in grave danger. Somehow, the key to it all hinges on Uncle Jesse's words to the boys: 'Fixing time is what our family was made to do.' But how can they fix a world that has been turned updisde down--much less ever find their way home? At long last, the secrets of the house and the King family are revealed in the stunning conclusion to this epic series.

Robert Liparulo (Author), Joshua Swanson (Narrator)

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Pizazz: The super awesome new superhero series!

The first in a super (like, actually, with powers and stuff) NEW series for 7+ readers from the amazingly talented illustrator and author Sophy Henn!  This is the perfect read for fans of Dork Diaries, Tom Gates, Amelia Fang, Wimpy Kid and Dog Man. Being a superhero is the best thing ever, right? WRONG! HELLO! My name is Pizazz and I'm a superhero… You probably think that's really AWESOME and while it can be, it's also REEEEEEEAAALLLLY annoying.  Don't believe me? Well, I have to wear the same outfit ALL THE TIME?! I'm always dashing off to save the world right in the middle of fun stuff. Plus I have to be the good guy even when I might not want to be. And sometimes I just want to be, well, normal. You see, it's not easy being SUPER … PS. DON'T even ask me about my super "POWER"… "Blocky comic-style panels, a fire-farting granddad and a conservationist message make for accessible, quirky reading" - The Guardian, Children's Book of the Month "Sophy Henn's funny new series […] a witty and original reminder that superheroes are human too" - The Sunday Times, Children's Book of the Week "Sophy Henn's lively, energetic story should be a hit with anyone who finds it hard to fit in" -  The Financial Times  "Full-page illustrations, comic-strip sequences, quirky typography and dramatic chapter openers ensure this book will appeal to more reluctant readers" - The i "Perfect for fans of her previous series Bad Nana, with the same level of illustration and zany text throughout" - Booktrust

Sophy Henn (Author), Sophy Henn (Narrator)

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Pizazz vs the New Kid: The super awesome new superhero series!

The super (like, actually, with powers and stuff) series from the amazingly talented Sophy Henn, award-winning author and illustrator of Bad Nana!  Perfect for children aged 7, 8, 9 and upwards, and for fans of Dork Diaries, Tom Gates, Amelia Fang, Wimpy Kid and Dog Man. BEING A SUPERHERO IS THE BEST THING EVER, RIGHT? WRONG! HELLO! My name is PIZAZZ and I'm a superhero . . . You probably think that's really AWESOME, and while it can be, it's also REEEEEEEAAALLLLY annoying. I guess it was sort of going OK (I say, "sort of" - I still have to wear a silly cape and save the world all the time) until this NEW KID showed up, and started WOWING everyone with their super powers. Yep, SUPER POWERS - just what this town needs, another super . . . Who just happens to have the coolest name ever: Jett. And now, because of Serena and her gang of Populars, I have to compete against Jett in an almighty and ultimate SUPER-OFF. But it's fine. I mean, even if I lose, there's space for two SUPERS in this school, isn't there?!   PRAISE for PIZAZZ: "Blocky comic-style panels, a fire-farting granddad and a conservationist message make for accessible, quirky reading" - The Guardian, Children's Book of the Month "Sophy Henn's funny new series […] a witty and original reminder that superheroes are human too" - The Sunday Times, Children's Book of the Week "Full-page illustrations, comic-strip sequences, quirky typography and dramatic chapter openers ensure this book will appeal to more reluctant readers" - The i "Sophy Henn's lively, energetic story should be a hit with anyone who finds it hard to fit in" -  The Financial Times  "Perfect for fans of her previous series Bad Nana, with the same level of illustration and zany text throughout" - Booktrust

Sophy Henn (Author), Sophy Henn (Narrator)

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El lladre d´ombres

Una tarda calorosa, al senyor Turell li desapareix l'ombra i demana al famós detectiu Pi i Pi que descobreixi l'entrellat d'aquest misteri. En la seva investigació s'assabenta que hi ha hagut altres desaparicions d'ombres: d'edificis, animals, estàtues... Sospita que podria tractar-se d'un lladre d'ombres. Quins misteris i intrigues esperen al famós detectiu Pi i Pi? - Lloc de naixement: Barcelona (14 d'agost de 1949) Nom i cognoms: Jaume Cela i Ollé Titulació acadèmica: Mestre de primària Lloc de treball: Actualment sóc director del CEIP Escola Bellaterra, situat al campus de l'UAB. Premis obtinguts: Premi Ciutat d'Olot, 1991; Premi Rosa Sensat de Pedagogia, 1992; Premi Marià Vayreda, 1995; Premi Vaixell de Vapor, 1997; Premi Folch i Torres, 1997; Premi Gran Angular, 1998; Premi Abril, 1999.

Jaume Cela I Ollé (Author), David Espunya (Narrator)

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The Worries: Sohal Finds a Friend

Brought to you by Puffin. Everyone feels worried sometimes. But what if your worries came to life and started following you around? Sohal worries about a lot of things - the dark, mutant sheep, not having any friends - you name it, he worries about it! So one night he draws his worries to make himself feel better - and somehow they look a lot less worrying once he's scribbled them down . . . Imagine Sohal's surprise when he wakes up the next morning, and finds a set of funny furry friends at the end of his bed! His worries have come to life, and it's not long before Hurt, Fail, Anger, Big and Alone have turned his world upside down. Now it's up to Sohal to work out how to keep his worries under control - and have some serious fun while he's at it . . . © Jion Sheibani 2021 (P) Penguin Audio 2021

Jion Sheibani (Author), Cassie Layton (Narrator)

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Mark Anchovy 2: War and Pizza

Meet Mark Anchovy: pizza delivery boy and private detective on his second mission - to Russia. Join Colin Kingsley, aka Mark Anchovy, on his second case for the Golden Spatula League. Posted to Russia on a school exchange programme, he must find a missing casket of jewelled egg cups. His only lead is a frail ex-detective called Swirly Ben. Who happens to be on the hit list of a jewel thief called Heidi Hyde High. On top of all that, crusty Mr Hogstein is directing the school play. Oh, and Colin's sister Alicia has found out what 'extra anchovies' really means. Be sure to check out the website: www.markanchovy.com.

William Goldsmith (Author), Kris Dyer (Narrator)

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The Emperor's New Clothes

The emperor is very vain and loves fine clothing, spending all of his money on the newest fashions. A pair of weavers come to town and promise him they can weave the finest cloth money can buy. This magic cloth will be invisible to anyone who wasn't worthy of seeing it. The emperor is excited and eagerly asks the weavers to make him this wonderful clothing. But when he parades down the street in his new clothes, everyone gets a shock! A classic tale by Hans Christian Andersen.

Hans Christian Andersen (Author), Phil Chenevert (Narrator)

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The Golden Goose

Simpleton, the youngest of three brothers, may not be the smartest, but he has the biggest heart. His kindness is rewarded with a golden goose with feathers of fine gold. His new feathered friend has the attention of everyone in the village, and when they try to snatch a feather, they get stuck! Now Simpleton has a crowd following him everywhere he and the goose go!

L. Leslie Brooke (Author), Jason Sullivan, Phil Chenevert (Narrator)

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The Smartest Kid in the Universe

'Chris Grabenstein just might be the smartest writer for kids in the universe.' --James Patterson What if you could learn everything just by eating jellybeans?! Meet the Smartest Kid in the Universe and find out in this fun-packed new series from the Bestselling Author of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library and coauthor of Max Einstein! 12 year old Jake's middle school is about to be shut down--unless Jake and his friends can figure out how to save it. When Jake spies a bowl of jellybeans at the hotel where his mom works, he eats them. But those weren't just jellybeans, one of the scientists at his mom's conference is developing the world's first ingestible information pills. And THAT'S what Jake ate. Before long, Jake is the smartest kid in the universe. But the pills haven't been tested yet. And when word gets out about this new genius, people want him. The government. The mega corporations. Not all of them are good people! Can Jake navigate the ins and outs of his newfound geniusdom (not to mention the ins and outs of middle school) and use his smarts to save his school? BONUS! Includes extra brainteasers to test your smarts! 'Clever, fast-paced and incredibly funny--Chris Grabenstein has done it again.' --Stuart Gibbs, New York Times Bestselling author of Spy School

Chris Grabenstein (Author), Kirby Heyborne (Narrator)

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Glitter Jitters: Pet Sitters: Ready For Anything #4

Two pet sitters. One talking cat. What could possibly go wrong?Cassie and Lina think Bella the bearded dragon is SO beautiful. Gus is not so sure, and he’s determined to prove it… But no one’s expecting Bella to have some seriously sparkly allergies. Now everyone’s got the glitter jitters, especially Gus!

Ella Shine (Author), Suzanne Ellis (Narrator)

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Gus Makes a Fuss: Pet Sitters: Ready For Anything #1

Two pet sitters. One talking cat. What could possibly go wrong?Best friends Cassie and Lina would love to take a pet to the Pet Parade but it's not possible... until they're asked to pet sit Gus the cat next door. The girls might be 'ready for anything' but Gus isn't quite the cat they were expecting.

Ella Shine (Author), Suzanne Ellis (Narrator)

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Purple Panic: Pet Sitters: Ready For Anything #2

Two pet sitters. One talking cat. What could possibly go wrong?Princess Gina’s owner is very fussy but Cassie and Lina think they’ll be able to care for her guinea pig just fine… until Gus runs off with the pet sitting instructions and Princess Gina can’t even be seen!

Ella Shine (Author), Suzanne Ellis (Narrator)

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