Hey, kids! These hockey jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you laughing all through hockey season and beyond:
Q: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks!
Hey, kids! These jokes are just for you to tell any time - at home, at school, at your favourite hangout! Your friends will be rolling in the aisles!
Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
A: Because there were so many knights!
Kids will roll on the floor with laughter reading these silly and ridiculous jokes, and then run to tell their friends! Jokes for Canadian Kids is chock full of good, clean laughs:
- Q: What trees do ghouls like best? A: Ceme-trees!
- Did you hear about the girl who started dating a boy and found out he had a wooden leg? She broke it off, of course!
- Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
- A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
- Q: Are hamburgers male or female? A: Male, because they're called boygers, not girlgers!
Lieselotte ist eine ganz besondere Kuh. Und sie hat inzwischen eine riesige Fangemeinde: Alle lieben ihre Abenteuer, die sie zusammen mit ihren Freunden vom Bauernhof erlebt. Sie sucht nach verloren gegangenen Paketen, drückt sich davor, gewaschen zu werden, und erlebt eine wilde Verfolgungsjagd mit dem Gartenschlauch.
Wenn der schelmische Kabarettist Bernd Kohlhepp Kultkuh Lieselotte und ihre Freunde interpretiert, dann wird jede Geschichte zur wahren Bauernhofparty.;
Die Box enthält sechs lustige Abenteuer: 'Ein Geburtstagsfest für Lieselotte', 'Lieselotte sucht', 'Lieselotte ist krank', 'Lieselotte will nicht baden', 'Lieselotte hat Langeweile' und 'Ein Platz nur für Lieselotte'.
‘The Great River Adventure’ was created and brought to life by author and narrator Coors Jansen, this is the first in the series of ‘The Poppos’ kids audiobooks.
Nestled deep in the countryside there is a secret character-driven cartoon world of 'The Poppos' who live at 'Blackberry Farm'. It's a magical place full of horses, ponies, and farmyard animals for you to enjoy and explore. Join Poppo Bro and Poppo Sis in their many adventures, be part of their family, experience some fun and gain invaluable life lessons along the way. Meet their friends and family and enjoy their mischievous, adventurous, but honest outlook on life.
Inevitably their sometimes-wayward approach to everyday challenges, seems to get them into hot water. So, whether looking to leap into a river, save the farm or just hanging out with their friends, their good intentions and overexcited approach to life usually creates chaos for us all to enjoy in the world of 'The Poppos'.
In audiobook one ‘The Great River Adventure’, you meet Poppo Bro and Poppos Sis who as usual are having fun but creating chaos and giving themselves a fright in the process. Poppo Papa helps Toot-Toot, and Posy the Postie always in a rush, but loves to see Poppo Mama and the rest of their farmyard friends. Meanwhile down at the river the dynamic duo are having fun but Poppo Bro starts to take things too far, Who will save the day?
When it comes to children’s audiobooks for kids, don’t miss the misadventures of ‘The Poppos’ and their friends on ‘Blackberry Farm’. Discovering life, friendship, and lots of fun on the way!
'When my mum told me she was having a baby, I told her I didn't want a baby brother or sister. Well, she had it anyway!
Now I have Neal and he's not so bad. Actually, me and Neal have a lot of fun and we know how to get just what we want from Mum and Dad. Hee-hee!
After the story, you can hear me and Neal sing a special song - and Neal plays the pots and pans!'
Hilarious, laugh-out-loud stories told through the eyes of a very precocious little girl. She shares, with innocent irreverence, stories of her family life and the adventures she has with her little brother Neal. Relatable stories that will make everyone laugh - children AND parents alike.
Dr Dolittle meets Kid Normal in a hilarious middle grade superhero series from comedian Nat Luurtsema. Perfect for fans of David Baddiel, My Brother is a Superhero and Lightning Girl
10-year-old Opie Jones is Very Ordinary. In fact nothing remarkable has ever happened to her, if you don’t count the cat that gives her funny looks from next door (which she doesn’t). So she is naturally very surprised when she is recruited to join The Resistance – a team of superheroes who can read minds, and have a dastardly brainwashing villain to defeat.
HOWEVER it turns out Opie can’t read human minds, she can read ANIMAL ones. The other members of the Resistance are very disappointed. And a whole world of animal chat and demands is opening up to her. She’s still a superhero, just one on her hands and knees in the mud, chatting to a pedantic worm.
But when the brainwashing villain is out to get Opie and her friends, it might just be that listening to all the creatures great and small is what makes Opie Jones the right person to save the world.
From Bassem Youssef, aka the Jon Stewart of the Arab World, and author Catherine R. Daly, comes a hilarious and heartfelt story about prejudice, friendship, empathy, and courage.
Nadia loves fun facts. Here are a few about her: She collects bobbleheads -- she has 77 so far. She moved from Egypt to America when she was six years old. The hippo amulet she wears is ancient... as in it's literally from ancient Egypt. She's going to win the contest to design a new exhibit at the local museum. Because how cool would that be?!(Okay, so that last one isn't a fact just yet, but Nadia has plans to make it one.)But then a new kid shows up and teases Nadia about her Egyptian heritage. It's totally unexpected, and totally throws her off her game.And something else happens that Nadia can't explain: Her amulet starts glowing! She soon discovers that the hippo is holding a helpful -- and hilarious -- secret. Can she use it to confront the new kid and win the contest?From The Daily Show comedian Bassem Youssef and author Catherine R. Daly comes a humorous and heartfelt story about prejudice, friendship, empathy, and courage.
Have you ever wondered why, when you throw a flat rock, it never flies straight...and accidentally hits your sibling in a vital organ? Have you ever survived a night in a den of 40 snorers intent on rearranging your circadian rhythm...forever? Did you ever blow up cuisine in the microwave and then try and hide it from your clairvoyant mother...by sucking it up in her vacuum cleaner?
If so, then these stories are right up your alley!
Follow the author and his family and friends in their rollicking adventures sledding down the dreaded Sleddin' Road, riding in a Volkswagen Rabbit that expels more exhaust than a convention of chain smokers, and practicing 'Premeditated Bear Situation Thinking' while out in the woods. Just try not to laugh as you hear about the cutthroat cookie-decorating contest of Christmas 2007 or as the author guinea-pigs his younger brother in a game of spit wads. Reminiscent of Patrick F. McManus yarns and Erma Bombeck columns, these stories are sure to get you laughing.
Born in Idaho, raised on ice cream, and schooled in calamity and disaster, author James D. Beers tells the 'somewhat true' tales of his zany life from a unique and humorous perspective in A Knack for Embarrassment, his first collection of short stories.
Chamelia is a chameleon who loves to stand out in a crowd. She's always the star of the show, especially at school. But when a new kid in class becomes the center of attention, Chamelia feels left out. Can she figure out how to beat her competition? Or will she learn to share the spotlight and make a new best friend?
Join the fabulous Chamelia in this funny and charming story about friendship, school, and the true meaning of being a star!
From New York Times bestselling author Gordon Korman comes a hilarious middle grade novel about a group of kids forced to “unplug” at a wellness camp—where they instead find intrigue, adventure, and a whole lot of chaos. Perfect for fans of Korman’s The Unteachables and Masterminds series, as well as Carl Hiaasen’s eco mysteries.
As the son of the world’s most famous tech billionaire, spoiled Jett Baranov has always gotten what he wanted. So when his father’s private jet drops him in the middle of a place called the Oasis, Jett can’t believe it. He’s forced to hand over his cell phone, eat grainy veggie patties, and participate in wholesome activities with the other kids whom he has absolutely no interest in hanging out with.
As the weeks go on, Jett starts to get used to the unplugged life and even bonds with the other kids over their discovery of a baby-lizard-turned-pet, Needles. But he can’t help noticing that the adults at the Oasis are acting really strange. Could it be all those suspicious “meditation” sessions?
Jett is determined to get to the bottom of things, but can he convince the other kids that he is no longer just a spoiled brat making trouble?
Effie is changing the world, one classroom at a time.
Dark forces are at work at Highworth Grange school: the student council has been taken over by a tyrannical villain with his own agenda. But Effie Kostas isn't about to stand by and watch democracy crumble! She's leading the resistance - but politics can be a dirty game and Effie will need to keep her wits about her as she faces down the enemy. With the help of her brilliant band of misfit friends, a bad-tempered parrot, and a former nemesis, can Effie save the school she loves before it's too late?
