Humor Audiobooks

Life of Riley: Beginner's Luck

Shortlisted for the Blue Peter Award! Utterly hilarious middle-grade novel from Simon James Green about a ridiculous amount of bad luck and one boy's quest to get rid of it. After a traumatic run-in with the fortune teller from a visiting funfair - thanks to an unfortunately-timed sneeze - Riley finds himself CURSED. Life as he knows it quickly becomes a catalogue of disasters - from wetting himself onstage during the school show, accidentally supergluing himself to his classmates and ruining the school football team's sponsorship deal, to flooding his house and losing class 4's pet rabbit - Riley knows the bad luck is out to get him. Enter new kid: Brad Chicago. He's super-cool, well-groomed and stylish, with an excellent stationery collection. And for some reason he wants to be Riley's friend. Can Riley get rid of the curse before Brad discovers he's a walking disaster?

Simon James Green (Author), Chris Devon (Narrator)

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The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks

Brought to you by Puffin. The first book in the hilarious new series for children by the bestselling creator of Hurrah For Gin. Lottie Brooks is 11 ¾ and her life is already officially over - not only is she about to start high school without any friends or glamorous swooshy hair, she's just discovered she's too flat-chested to wear A BRA! She might as well give up now and go into hibernation with her hamsters Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third. Lottie navigates the many perils of growing up in this fantastically funny new illustrated series for a 9-12 audience, filled with friendship, embarrassing moments and plenty of lols. Hilarious, relatable and full of heart, for fans of funny and chaotic family stories. © Katie Kirby 2021 (P) Penguin Audio 2021

Katie Kirby (Author), Charlie Sanderson (Narrator)

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Rowley Jefferson's Awesome Friendly Spooky Stories

Brought to you by Puffin. Scare yourself silly with Rowley Jefferson's Awesome Friendly Spooky Stories by Jeff Kinney, the #1 international bestselling author of Diary of a Wimpy Kid! Grab a flashlight, crawl under the covers, and dive into the twisted, unexpectedly hilarious world of Rowley Jefferson's imagination. You'll meet zombies, vampires, ghosts, and much more in these comically terrifying tales. Rowley's spooky stories might leave you laughing, but beware-you could end up sleeping with the lights on! And don't miss Rowley Jefferson's first two awesome friendly books, the instant #1 bestsellers Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid: Rowley Jefferson's Journal and Rowley Jefferson's Awesome Friendly Adventure! © Jeff Kinney 2021 (P) Penguin Audio 2021

Jeff Kinney (Author), Christopher Gebauer (Narrator)

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Noah Wild and the Floating Zoo

It's full-time monkey business on the high seas in this new family adventure from Alexander McCall Smith, the bestselling author of The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency series. Noah can't believe it when he finds out his uncle owns a zoo! But the zoo is closing down, and there are animals who need homes. Before he knows it, Noah and his family are setting sail on a round-the-world trip returning the zoo animals to the places they were born. But when they try to return one very cheeky monkey, they're in for a whole boat-load of trouble!

Alexander McCall Smith (Author), Dan Bottomley (Narrator)

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Stories for Easter: The very best springtime stories to listen to at Easter

Seven of the best-loved springtime stories to entertain your little one over Easter. Seven entertaining audio readings of best-loved children’s springtime stories for children of three years and over to enjoy over Easter! This audio download is a heritage-rich collection showcasing some of the best-loved characters in children’s literature. Compiled by HarperCollins Children’s Books, it features popular stories by John Bond, Nick Butterworth, Judith Kerr, David Walliams and Rob Biddulph. Full of heart-warming stories, this wonderful audio collection is perfect for families and friends to share over the Easter holidays! Playlist: Mini Rabbit – Not Lost by John Bond, read by Lizzie Waterworth Santo One Springy Day by Nick Butterworth, read by Jim Broadbent If I Were the Easter Bunny read by Cassandra Harwood Mog and the Baby by Judith Kerr, read by Andrew Sachs The Slightly Annoying Elephant written and read by David Walliams Tad by Benji Davies, read by Dawn O'Porter Grrr! by Rob Biddulph, read by Paul Panting Copyright: Mini Rabbit – Not Lost Text © John Bond 2018; One Springy Day text © Nick Butterworth 2019; If I Were the Easter Bunny text © HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd 2009; Mog and the Baby text copyright © Kerr-Kneale Productions Ltd 1980; The Slightly Annoying Elephant text copyright © David Walliams 2013; Tad text © Benji Davies 2019; Grrr! by Rob Biddulph text copyright © Rob Biddulph 2015

Benji Davies, David Walliams, John Bond, Judith Kerr, Nick Butterworth, Rob Biddulph (Author), Andrew Sachs, Cassandra Harwood, Dawn O'porter, Dawn O’porter, Jim Broadbent, Lizzie Waterworth Santo, Paul Panting (Narrator)

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Bullfrogs and Lizards, Season 1: Early Days, Episode 1: How the Bullfrog and Lizards Children met

Bullfrogs and Lizards is about the adventures of Lucy and Larry Lizard, and Betty and Bill Bullfrog. They live in a former gold mining town in north western Victoria, Australia. Their world is a simple, but amazing place full of horses, pigs, carts, thieving magpies, fire and flood. Come along and join us exploring the world of Bullfrogs and Lizards.

David Smith, Edward John (Author), David Smith (Narrator)

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Die 7 magischen Klabauterknoten, Band 1: Pikkofintes erste Reise

Pikkofinte ist eigentlich noch zu jung zum Klabautern, sagt sein Großvater. Es sei denn, ihm gelingen die sieben magischen KLABAUTERKNOTEN: der KUDDELMUDDEL , der GRUSEL, der RATTENSCHWANZ, der KEHRWIEDER ... Doch die sind schwer, sogar sehr schwer zu knüpfen! Eine Geschichte vom Größerwerden, von Zutrauen und Mut - und von der Freiheit, sich zu entscheiden ... Sie spielt zu der Zeit, als der Hamburger Hafen noch voller Segelschiffe und Masten war - eine wunderbare Zeit für alle KLABAUTERLEUTE, denn die mögen die neuen Schiffe mit lauten Motoren gar nicht gern.

Jan Von Der Bank (Author), Peter Kaempfe (Narrator)

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Pikkofintes zweite Reise - Die magische Flaschenpost, Band 2

Endlich darf Pikkofinte Sturmholz auf dem Schoner 'Josephine' zur See fahren. Doch dann spült eine Welle eine magische Flaschenpost an Deck. Pikkos große Schwester Fippeline, die als echtes Klabauterfräulein über die Meere segelt, wurde entführt! Dahinter steckt der mächtige Reeder Wilhelm Miesepriem Bollerwasser. Der will all die schönen hölzernen Segelschiffe verschwinden lassen und durch seine eigenen Dampfschiffe aus Stahl ersetzen. Alles was ihm dazu fehlt, ist ein bestimmtes Klabauter-Geheimnis. Aber Fippeline denkt gar nicht daran, es ihm zu verraten. Kann Pikko sie finden und Bollerwassers Plan vereiteln?

Jan Von Der Bank (Author), Peter Kaempfe (Narrator)

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DJ Funkyfoot: Butler for Hire!

Meet DJ Funkyfoot! He's not actually a DJ-he's a Chihuahua and a butler! Meet ShrubBaby! She's an adorable baby shrub with a taste for thrills, fertilizer, and fame. Finding a butler gig is hard these days, so DJ Funkyfoot takes a job that's ALMOST like being a butler ... He becomes a nanny for ShrubBaby! A nanny might say no to this baby's whims, but a good butler always says yes. So when adventure calls and ShrubBaby says, "Let's go!", DJ Funkyfoot says, "Very good, m'lady, I'll fetch your stroller."

Heather Fox, Tom Angleberger (Author), Mark Turetsky (Narrator)

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Carla Chamäleon: Zoff im Zoo - Chamäleon Girl, Band 2 (Ungekürzt)

Superheldin wider Willen - Carla hat sich durchgerungen und ist nun beim Geheimbund 'Die Kavaliere' dabei. Jetzt geht es nicht mehr darum, ihre Superheldinnen-Chamäliose loszuwerden - nun geht es darum, sie einzusetzen! Und zwar im Kampf gegen geldgierige Bauinvestoren und für die Rettung des Zoos!

Franziska Gehm (Author), Cathlen Gawlich (Narrator)

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Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Return of Tippy Tinkletrousers (Captain Underpants #9) (Unabri

Tippy Tinkletrousers is back in the ninth book in this #1 New York Times bestselling series by Dav Pilkey, the creator of Dog Man! George and Harold are behind bars for a crime they didn't commit! But just as they are settling into their new life, they are pulled from prison by a time-traveling tyrant named Tippy Tinkletrousers! Now the boys are taking a trip back in time to the carefree days of kindergarten, when the scariest thing they had to face was not evil mad scientists or alien cafeteria ladies but a sixth-grade bully named Kipper Krupp, the nephew of their clueless school principal. And because George and Harold don't invent Captain Underpants until they're in fourth grade, the clever kindergartners are on their own. Can they beat the bullies with brainpower instead of Wedgie Power?

Dav Pilkey (Author), I'ke Mitchell, Len Forgione, Winston Bromhead (Narrator)

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500 Súper Chistes para Niños: Chistes Infantiles Cortos y muy Graciosos

Los 500 Chistes más Divertidos para Niños Este divertido audiolibro con música proporciona a los niños muchas horas de diversión y risas ¡Se lo pasarán en grande compartiendo esta gran colección de chistes con sus amigos y familia! - 500 chistes para partirse - Diviértete en cualquier momento y en cualquier lugar - El regalo perfecto para cualquier niño Al leer y contar chistes, los niños además de pasárselo genial, mejorarán sus habilidades verbales y comprensión lectora. Estos chistes y bromas mantendrán a los niños interesados ​​y riéndose, no solo en casa, sino también durante los viajes, en salas de espera, etc... Con un montón de chistes de animales, médicos, colegio, familias, preguntas graciosas... ¡Prepárate para pasar un rato divertido y reírte a carcajadas con los más pequeños de la casa!

Ana Ramos (Author), Michael Sandoval (Narrator)

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