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You Can't Drink a Meatball Through a Straw

Find out what Hank cooks up in the seventh book of the series! Hank is nothing like his cousin Judith Ann. When she comes to stay with the Zipzer family while taking part in a junior chef competition, she gives off an air of perfection. She's an excellent cook, and doesn't let Hank forget it, either. But when Hank enters the competition, too, he finds out that he and Judith Ann have more in common than he thinks-and it's not cooking!

Henry Winkler, Lin Oliver (Author), Lin Oliver (Narrator)

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Southland Academy for Supernatural Youth

Someone, or something, is causing trouble at Southland Academy for Supernatural Youth, aka SASY. Random items turn up missing from SASY students’ rooms, and no one know who is doing it or why it's happening. When Vlad's valuable family ring goes missing and Devlin hears the culprit, the six friends decide to follow the clues left behind. Meet Vlad, the son of the world’s most famous vampire, who is accident prone and has a serious aversion to blood. Devlin, the werewolf shifter who can’t figure out how to fully shift. Lily, the daughter of the most well-respected warlock, whose nervous stutter causes spells to backfire on her. Amber, the ferret shifter who has a new pet that isn’t all it seems. Fiona, the quick-witted snow owl shifter and Sakana, the black-tip shark shifter, also pitch in along the way. Adding to the mystery, Lily's new familiar, Sheba, a hairless cat with a sassy attitude, always seems to disappear at the wrong times. Could her sudden appearance in Lily’s life have something to do with the missing items? As they help each other to gain better control of their abilities, can they also find the culprit and return the lost items before it’s too late? Enjoy this comedic paranormal academy book, perfect for lower middle grade students.

Brooke Tentler, Sandra Tentler (Author), Martha Webb (Narrator)

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Always Watch Out for the Flying Potato Salad!

Hi there, I'm Hank. Here's what you need to know about me: I don't try to make the kids in my class laugh, but somehow I do. Spelling is my worst subject. (Come to think of it, so are math and reading!) I try hard-I really do. So why does my brain always freeze into a Popsicle? The Crunchy Pickle has a new sandwich guy. It's Hank! Take Your Child to Work Day gives him the chance to help his mom at the deli. But Hank isn't the best at remembering orders-or following instructions. So when an important order comes in, Hank has one chance to get it right-or he's cooked!

Henry Winkler, Lin Oliver (Author), Lin Oliver (Narrator)

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Hooray! My Butt Left the Bench!

In this winning addition to the easy-to-read bestselling series, Hank has to hustle to prove he can be his basketball team's secret weapon! For two years running, Hank's school has beaten their arch rivals at the annual second grade basketball game. When his friends try out, Hank is determined to play, too. There's just one problem: Hank is terrible at basketball. Luckily Dr. Dunk (AKA Hank's dad) and Hank's friends have his back. With a little help, Hank just might be what the team needs to win their first three-peat in PS 87 history! This bestselling series written by Henry Winkler and Lin Oliver is perfect for the transitional reader. With a unique, easy-to-read font, endless humor, and characters every kid would want to be friends with, any story with Hank is a slam dunk!

Henry Winkler, Lin Oliver (Author), Lin Oliver (Narrator)

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The Soggy, Foggy Campout

Here's Hank, the bestselling series written by Henry Winkler and Lin Oliver, is the perfect series for the transitional reader-easy-to-read font, simple and funny stories, and characters every kid would want to be friends with. 'We Love Nature Day' is fast approaching, and everyone in Hank's class gets to write and perform a poem. One problem: Hank has no idea where to start. Luckily his mom has a great idea-the family will go camping. Out in nature, Hank will be able to find plenty of inspiration. But when a rainstorm threatens to ruin their night, it's up to Hank to make sure the night doesn't turn into a soggy, foggy failure. Can he find the words for his nature poem-and the courage to help his family survive the night?

Henry Winkler, Lin Oliver (Author), Lin Oliver (Narrator)

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The Princess and the Poison Pea: Scary Tales Retold

Wiley Blevins (Author), Shannon Scott (Narrator)

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Pizazz vs Perfecto: The Times Best Children's Books for Summer 2021

Sophy Henn (Author), Sophy Henn (Narrator)

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Danny Chung Does Not Do Maths

'DANNY CHUNG DOES NOT DO MATHS is both heartwarming and hilarious, filled with characters you'll instantly love' Jamie Smart, author and illustrator of BUNNY VS MONKEY 'Funny, heartwarming and packed with fascinating snippets of Chinese culture. I loved reading about the intergenerational relationship between Danny and his grandmother. We all need a Nai Nai in our lives' Jen Carney, author and illustrator of THE ACCIDENTAL DIARY OF B.U.G. Eleven-year-old Danny Chung loves drawing more than anything - certainly more than maths, which, according to his dad and everyone else, is what he is 'supposed' to be good at. He also loves having his own room where he can draw in peace, so his life is turned upside down when a surprise that he's been promised turns out to be his little, wrinkly, ex-maths-champion grandmother from China. What's worse, Nai Nai has to share his room, AND she takes the top bunk! Nai Nai can't speak a word of English, which doesn't make things easy for Danny when he is charged with looking after her during his school holidays. Babysitting Nai Nai is NOT what he wants to be doing! Before long though it becomes clear to Danny that there is more to Nai Nai than meets the eye, and that they have more in common that he thought possible ...

Maisie Chan (Author), Eric Mok (Narrator)

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Houndsley and Catina Cousin Wagster

James Howe (Author), Peter Pamela Rose (Narrator)

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Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

Two worlds collide! Two heroes tested!Because you asked for it, it's finally here: the Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager crossover! Dave, Jimmy and their friends are brought to a mysterious world against their will. Can they defeat the Glitch Queen and return home to their own universes, or will they be stranded in Glitch World forever? Listen to Book 1 in the epic new duology from Dave Villager and Dr. Block.

Dave Villager, Dr. Block (Author), Mark Sanderlin (Narrator)

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Houndsley and Catina at the Library

James Howe (Author), Peter Pamela Rose (Narrator)

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Thrills and Chills

Goosebumps creator R. L. Stine teams up with the pop-culture phenomenon Garbage Pail Kids for the second volume in this all-new middle-grade series sure to amuse, entertain, and blow readers away! The Garbage Pail Kids are desperate to win the Smellville Pet Contest. But how can they compete against Good Boy, the perfect Chihuahua of the Perfect twins? Good Boy can stand on his head and do algebra problems blindfolded. But the whole thing goes out of control when our heroes meet five new kids who also call themselves the Garbage Pail Kids! Meet Windy Winston, Nat Nerd, Brett Sweat, Nasty Nancy, and Disgustin' Justin. They all share the grand prize-a free all-day trip to Six Thrills Amusement Park. Will anyone have a good time? And will anyone survive?

R. L. Stine (Author), Bradford Hastings, Dascha Polanco, Inés Del Castillo, James Murray, Jim Meskimen, Joniece Abbott-Pratt, Jordan Fisher, Kirby Heyborne, Pun Bandhu, Tara Sands, Tavia Gilbert (Narrator)

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