Humor Audiobooks

Secret Pizza Party

Shhhh! Don't tell anyone about this mouth-watering audiobook from the New York Times bestselling creators of Dragons Love Tacos and Robo-Sauce! How does Racoon love pizza? Oh, let him count the ways. He loves the gooey cheesy-ness, salty pepperoni-ness, sweet sweet tomato-ness, and of course the crispity crunchity crust. But someone is always chasing poor Raccoon away from his favorite food with a broom! What's a hungry raccoon to do? Plan an elaborate secret pizza party, of course!  But shhh! It's a secret! In fact, you should probably just forget I told you. Nope, no secret pizza party happening here.You didn't already tell all your friends, did you? Uh oh . . . Fans of Jon Klassen and Mo Willems's humor will gobble up this quirky ode to the lengths we will go to for our heart's desire. Praise for Dragons Love Tacos: New York Times bestseller A New York Times Notable Children's Book of 2012 'Rubin and Salmieri are two of the weirdest, funniest guys working in kids' lit today. The team lets its geek flag fly in an obsessive how-to guide for would-be dragon taco party hosts. Why a taco party? As Rubin explains, 'The only things dragons love more than parties or tacos, is taco parties.' If further proof is required, Salmieri-whose poker-faced watercolor, gouache, and color pencil drawings set a benchmark for oddball observational humor-shows one odd, scaly creature with a carryout bag from 'Taco Cave' and another beaming with anticipation as it eagerly circles the date for a taco party on its taco-themed calendar. But beware: even if all the tips and rules are followed to the letter (on quantity:'The best way to judge is to get a boat and fill the boat with tacos'), all will be for naught if spicy salsa makes its way into the taco filling. In fact, the dragons will bring a whole new meaning to 'housewarming.' Off-kilter fun for those who like their picture books (and salsa) zesty and fresh.'-Publishers Weekly, starred review   'The perfect book for kids who love dragons and mild tacos.' -Kirkus Reviews   'Regardless of, or perhaps because of, the absurdity of the story, this tale should be a big hit with anyone with an affinity for dragons.' -School Library Journal

Adam Rubin (Author), Adam Rubin (Narrator)

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Genie and Teeny: Wishful Thinking

Meet Grant the genie, and his best friend – the puppy, Teeny… The second in a series of magical adventures from the renowned illustrator, Steven Lenton, winner of Waterstones Picture Book of the Month and the Times Children’s Book of the Week. Grant the Genie is happy living in the real world in a teapot with his best friend, the dog ,Teeny. But keeping a genie a secret on Earth is harder than they’d both thought – especially when Grant wants to go to school with Teeny’s owner, Tilly. Then Grant accidentally gives three wishes to the school’s bully and a whole heap of trouble ensues. Will they be able to make everyting right again? Or is that just wishful thinking?

Steven Lenton (Author), Ben Abell (Narrator)

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The Boy Who Got Accidentally Famous

From million-copy bestselling author David Baddiel comes a laugh-out-loud story for readers of 8 and up that takes you on a roller-coaster ride of fame and friendship… Nothing extraordinary has ever happened to Billy Smith. In fact, every single thing about him is ordinary, including his name. But when a documentary crew turns up at Billy’s school to film the new TV series School Daze, everything changes. Billy shouldn’t stand out: all the other kids are much more interesting than him. But when remixes of his boring class presentation go viral, Billy finds himself accidentally an overnight star. With his friends Bo and Rinor by his side, his life turns into a whirlwind of red carpets, TV shows, albums and even the possibility of meeting Sunshine De Marto – the coolest girl on the planet. But as everyone knows, fame comes with a price… The Boy Who Got Accidentally Famous is an epically entertaining tale, which asks the question – what if everyone suddenly knew your name…?

David Baddiel (Author), David Rintoul, Harriet Carmichael, James Goode, Paul Panting (Narrator)

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Dog Diaries: Big Top Bonanza!

Brought to you by Penguin. The seventh illustrated children's book in the hilarious Dog Diaries series, featuring characters from James Patterson's bestselling Middle School series The circus has come to town! I've never been to a real live circus before, but I know it will be the best thing EVER! I've heard all about circus things from Mama Mange and, WOW, does she have some stories! I can't wait until opening night. It all looks so AMAZING! Well, apart from those scary man-monsters with green hair and red noses... Hopefully I can steer clear of them... With my whole pooch pack alongside me - and, of course, my favorite pet human, RUFF! - what could possibly go wrong...? © Steven Butler, James Patterson 2021 (P) Penguin Audio 2021

James Patterson, Steven Butler (Author), Steven Butler (Narrator)

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Encanto

Disney's Encanto is the tale of an extraordinary family that lives hidden in the mountains of Colombia in a wondrous, charmed place called an Encanto. Everyone in the Madrigal family has a unique gift, ranging from superstrength to the power to heal. Everyone except Mirabel. But when the magic surrounding the Encanto is in danger, Mirabel decides she might just be her exceptional family's last hope. Encanto: The Junior Novelization retells the vibrant story!

Angela Cervantes (Author), Inés Del Castillo (Narrator)

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Dragones y tacos

Si quieres ser amigo con un dragón, los tacos son la clave. Todo el mundo sabe que solo hay una cosa que a los dragones les gusta más que las fiestas y los tacos y es una fiesta de tacos. Pero hay algunos detalles que hay que tener en cuenta si das una fiesta de tacos: a los dragones les encantan los tacos de pollo, los de carne, los tacos gigantes y los pequeñitos. Para decidir cuántos tacos vas a necesitar para la fiesta, llena un barco de tacos y esa será la cantidad adecuada. Pero ten muy presente que no debe haber ninguna salsa picante, porque, si no, ¡la cosa se pone verdaderamente en llamas! Everyone knows that there is only one thing that dragons like more than parties and tacos and it is a party of tacos. But there are some details to keep in mind if you give a party of tacos: dragons love chicken tacos, meat tacos, giant tacos and little ones. To decide how many tacos you will need for the party, fill a boat with tacos and that will be the right amount. But keep in mind that there should not be any hot sauce, because otherwise the thing is really on fire! The award-winning team behind Those Darn Squirrels! has created an unforgettable, laugh-until-salsa-comes-out-of-your-nose tale of new friends and the perfect snack. * "Off-kilter fun for those who like their picture books (and salsa) zesty and fresh."-Publishers Weekly, starred review

Adam Rubin (Author), Rubén Trujillo (Narrator)

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The Adventures of Paddington: The Wrong List

A hilarious story about the bear from Peru, performed by Julie Walters, based on the Emmy award-winning TV series – The Adventures of Paddington. Paddington is a polite little bear from Darkest Peru who lives with a family called the Browns at 32 Windsor Gardens. He is kind, curious and rather accident-prone. When Paddington learns all the Browns have a list of jobs to do around the house, he can’t wait to have his own. But chaos follows when he takes the wrong list! Taking a lead from Michael Bond’s original books, and the spirit of the hugely successful Paddington movies, each new Paddington story is packed with vibrancy, humour and charm.

Harpercollins, Harpercollins Children’s Books (Author), Julie Walters (Narrator)

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The Adventures of Paddington: First Story Collection

A fantastic audio collection of hilarious stories about the bear from Peru, performed by Julie Walters, based on the Emmy award-winning TV series – The Adventures of Paddington. Join everyone’s favourite marmalade-loving bear as he tries to tackle household chores, takes part in the Brown family sports day, sees snow for the first time, learns about Love Day, dresses up for Halloween, and attempts to save Christmas! This heartwarming collection features: The Wrong List The Christmas Wish First Snow Summer Games First Halloween Love Day

Harpercollins, Harpercollins Children’s Books (Author), Julie Walters (Narrator)

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Diario de Greg 16 - El número 1

Greg Heffley y los deportes no encajan. Pero cuando todo esté en juego y la pelota esté en las manos de Greg, ¿estará a la altura de las circunstancias? ¿O tirará la toalla antes de tiempo? Tras un día desastroso de competiciones deportivas en el instituto, Greg decide que se retira oficialmente de su carrera como atleta, pero acaba aceptando a regañadientes la sugerencia de su madre de apuntarse a baloncesto. Las pruebas para entrar en el equipo se le dan de pena, y Greg está convencido de que no lo cogerán, pero, contra todo pronóstico, le hacen un hueco en el peor equipo. Cuando Greg y sus compañeros empiezan la temporada, la probabilidad de ganar un solo partido parece baja. Pero en el deporte puede pasar cualquier cosa. Cuando todo esté en juego y la pelota esté en las manos de Greg, ¿estará a la altura de las circunstancias? ¿O tirará la toalla antes de tiempo?

Jeff Kinney (Author), Marta García (Narrator)

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Snatching St. Nick

Ten-year-old Cooper is always at the top of Santa’s Naughty List. His archrival bets there’s NO WAY Cooper will get the super-hot Christmas toy only given to those on Santa’s Nice List. (Yes, Santa Claus is real!) The loser has to transfer to the dreaded Dunsley Military Academy. When trying to be good absolutely fails, there’s only one thing Cooper can do to win the bet: travel to the North Pole, kidnap Santa, and hold him for ransom. Of course, nothing goes as planned! In this wild Christmas adventure, is it possible for Cooper to win the bet and still avoid getting a bazillion more years on the Naughty List?

Myla Taylor (Author), Michael Gallagher (Narrator)

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Roosevelt Banks and the Attic of Doom

With a new sister on the way, Roosevelt Banks has to give up his bedroom and move into the attic, which must be haunted because of the all the squeaks and groans coming from the spooky place at the top of the stairs. After his plan to move into a fort in the woods fails, and a ghost-busting exercise goes terribly wrong, Roosevelt—with the help of Tommy, Josh, and Eddie Spaghetti—has to find the courage to defeat the biggest, spookiest ghouls ever and turn the Attic of Doom into a Room with a View. A sequel to award-winning Roosevelt Banks, Good-Kid-in-Training.

Laurie Calkhoven (Author), Martie Miles (Narrator)

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Merdyns magische Missgeschicke: Zaubern will gelernt sein! (Ungekürzt)

Wenn ein ungepflegter Hexenmeister auf die nächste Beyoncé trifft ... Rosie ist ein Mädchen für den zweiten Blick - eher untalentiert und nicht besonders hübsch. Blöd nur, dass sie davon träumt, in die Fußstapfen Beyoncés zu treten. Ihre zerrüttete Familie ist da keine Hilfe: Papa ist tot, Mama ein abgehalfterter Popstar der 90er, der Bruder ein pubertierender Pfau und Meerschweinchen Pupsie köttelt ununterbrochen. Doch Rosies Aussichten auf ein Leben als Popstar verbessern sich, als Merdyn, ein Hexenmeister aus dem Mittelalter, in ihr Leben tritt. Merdyn ist zwar nicht der Gepflegteste und möchte Pupsie braten, aber Rosie sieht in ihm ihre Chance auf die ganz große Karriere. Wird ihr Traum in Erfüllung gehen, und wird ihr neuer Freund ganz nebenbei auch die kaputte Familie zusammenführen können? Simon Farnaby, Drehbuchautor von 'Paddington 2', bringt zwei radikale Außenseiter zueinander und verwickelt sie in ein herzerwärmendes Märchenabenteuer, das an Werke von Monty Python und David Walliams erinnert. Jürgen von der Lippe, Vollblut-Entertainer und Meister des feinsinnigen Humors, liest diese schräge Komödie für Klein und Groß mit Humor und rotzfrechem Schalk im Nacken.

Simon Farnaby (Author), Jürgen Lippe (Narrator)

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