Humor Audiobooks

Mercy Watson #3: Mercy Watson Fights Crime

One night, Mercy hears a noise. An unlikely thief is robbing the Watsons! But as the thief soon discovers, crime doesn’t pay. Not when there is a very large pig involved.

Kate DiCamillo (Author), Ron McLarty (Narrator)

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Scranimals

So put on your pith helmet and prepare to explore a wilderness of puns and rhymes where birds, beasts, vegetables, and flowers have been mysteriously scrambled together to create creatures you've never seen before -- and are unlikely to meet again! Your guides -- Jack Prelutsky, poet laureate of the elementary school set, and two-time Caldecott Honor artist Peter Sis -- invite you to join them on an adventure you will never forget!

Jack Prelutsky (Author), Jack Prelutsky (Narrator)

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Mercy Watson #4: Mercy Watson: Princess In Disguise

It’s Halloween on Deckawoo Drive, and Mr. and Mrs. Watson have decided on the perfect costume for Mercy. Mercy is encouraged by the promise of treats. For what could be better than a treat-getting adventure? Especially if it happens to involve a chase. . . .

Kate DiCamillo (Author), Ron McLarty (Narrator)

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Mr. Putter and Tabby Feed the Fish

One day at the fish store, Mr. Putter decides to buy some fish. Tabby is happy. Fish make his tail twitch. At home, Mr. Putter and Tabby watch the fish swim around in their glass bowl. Then Tabby starts to bat the bowl. Bat. Bat. Tabby can't stop batting the bowl, even when Mr. Putter covers it up. Soon, Tabby is so twitchy and batty, Mr. Putter calls Mrs. Teaberry. She has a solution to Tabby's problem--a very relaxing one! The Mr. Putter & Tabby series, by award-winning author Cynthia Rylant, never fails to capture the attention of young readers. Narrator John McDonough's warm voice brings out all the good humor of each adventure. Look for Mr. Putter & Tabby Walk the Dog and other books in the series, also available from Recorded Books.

Cynthia Rylant (Author), John McDonough (Narrator)

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The Hobgoblin Proxy

In this fresh and funny second book of acclaimed author JT Petty's series, it's up to Clemency Pogue to save the land of Make-Believe and all its creatures. For Kennethurchin to complete the change from human to hobgoblin, his proxy made of clay and named Inky must completely dissolve. If not, the land of Make-Believe will disappear forever. But Inky won't dissolve anytime soon since he rarely bathes.

J.T. Petty (Author), L.J. Ganser (Narrator)

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The Homework Machine

Dan Gutman, the prolific author of over 60 popular books for children and young adults, vividly imagines what is surely every put-upon school kid's dream: a machine that does homework for them-error free!When four unlikely friends become dependent on this marvelous device, they'll soon learn that cheating always has its consequences-including legal trouble. No matter what happens, their best bet is to stick together. "A dramatic and thought-provoking story with a strong message about honesty." -School Library Journal, starred review

Dan Gutman (Author), Andy Paris, Angela Rogers, Cecelia Riddett, Cecilia Riddett, Cherise Boothe, Julia Gibson, Nicole Poole, Norm Lee, Robert Ramirez (Narrator)

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Septimus Heap, Book Three: Physik

When Silas Heap unSeals a forgotten room in the Palace, he releases the ghost of a Queen who lived five hundred years earlier. Queen Etheldredda is as awful in death as she was in life, and she's still up to no good. Her diabolical plan to give herself everlasting life requires Jenna's compliance, Septimus's disappearance, and the talents of her son, Marcellus Pye, a famous Alchemist and Physician. And if Queen Etheldredda's plot involves Jenna and Septimus, then it will surely involve Nicko, Alther Mella, Marcia Overstrand, Beetle, Stanley, Sarah, Silas, Spit Fyre, Aunt Zelda, and all of the other wacky, wonderful characters that made magyk and flyte so memorable. With heart-stopping action and a dash of humor, Angie Sage continues the fantastical journey of Septimus Heap.

Angie Sage (Author), Gerard Doyle (Narrator)

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When I Was Little

Jamie Lee Curtis and Laura Cornell perfectly capture a little girl's simple, childlike celebration of herself, as she looks back on her childhood from the lofty height of four and a half years. This spirited view of growing up is perfect for the youngest readers.

Jamie Lee Curtis (Author), Jamie Lee Curtis (Narrator)

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Arthur's Funny Money

-An hilarious account of Arthur's attempts to earn enough money to buy a T-shirt and cap, assisted by his sister Violet.Simple business concepts are ingeniously woven into the story. This marvelous book will capture the interest of eager learners and creative teachers.' , YC. Children's Choices for 1982 (IRA/CBC)Children's Books of 1981 (Library of Congress)

Lillian Hoban (Author), Lillian Hoban (Narrator)

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Arthur's Prize Reader

Although Arthur loses the Super Chimp Club contest, his pupil, sister Violet, wins the first grade reading competition and a prize for them both.

Lillian Hoban (Author), Lillian Hoban (Narrator)

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In Aunt Giraffe's Green Garden: & Frogs Wore Red Suspenders

Impossible to listen to only once, these exuberant poems are filled to the brim with smiles and silliness and are sure to be loved by children from Miami to Seattle. So much to see! So much to do! Listen to this audio book and... meet people and animals in such far-flung places as Minot, Minneapolis, Tuscaloosa, Tucumcari, and the Grand Canyon.... Smell the tall flowers in Aunt Giraffe's garden, sip juice with a big blue goose, eat oodles of noodles with some poodles, and much, much more!

Jack Prelutsky (Author), Jack Prelutsky (Narrator)

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47 Beavers on the Big, Blue Sea

It's silly, light-hearted fun as VeggieTales creator Phil Vischer spins a rollicking tale about 47 Beavers who find themselves lost at sea and discover that things bo best when they all work together!

Phil Vischer (Author), Greg Whalen (Narrator)

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