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Just Try One Bite

From the bestselling author of Go the **** to Sleep and healthy eating advocate Camila Alves McConaughey comes a whimsical role reversal in which picky eater parents are confronted by their three kids, with hilarious results These three kids are determined to get their parents to put down the ice cream, cake, and chicken fried steak to just try one bite of healthy whole foods. But it's harder than it looks when these over-the-top gagging, picky parents refuse to give things like broccoli and kale a chance. Kids will love the jaunty rhyme that's begging to be read aloud and the opportunity to be way smarter-and healthier-than their parents.

Adam Mansbach, Camila Alves Mcconaughey (Author), Livingston Alves Mcconaughey, Vida Alves Mcconaughey, Vivien Mansbach (Narrator)

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Squish #5: Game On!

Soon to be an animated show on HBO Max! It's SQUISH-a hilarious, action packed graphic novel series, now adapted for audio, from the award-winning creators of Babymouse! Filled with superheroes, comics within comics, and gross-out science, Squish is perfect for fans of Dog Man, Captain Underpants, and My Weird School. Beep! Beep! Squish can't get enough of his awesome new video game Mitosis! (Mitosis is what happens when cells divide. Who says video games can't be educational?) In fact, he may even be obsessed! He plays at home . . . at school. . . even in his sleep! Are video games taking over Squish's life?! And can Squish's favorite comic book hero, Super Amoeba, stop the Creeping Black Mold that's taking over Small Pond? Find out in Squish #5: Game On-saving the world, one cell at a time! Here's what people are saying about everyone's favorite amoeba! New York Times: 'An energetic, good-hearted escapade, one that young readers will enjoy.' Starred Review, Kirkus Reviews: * 'Hilarious. If ever a new series deserved to go viral, this one does.'   The Bulletin: 'A perfect mix of writing that is simple enough for early readers but still remarkably snarky, clever, and entertaining. Kids will soak up the humor, tidbits of science instruction, and adventure.'

Jennifer L. Holm, Matthew Holm (Author), Andrea Emmes, Fred Sanders, Jim Meskimen, Jorjeana Marie, Kirby Heyborne, Marc Cashman, Mark Deakins, Mary Dilts, Maxwell Glick, Rene Ruiz, Rob Shapiro, Tonya Cornelisse (Narrator)

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Squish #6: Fear the Amoeba

Soon to be an animated show on HBO Max! He's ba-ack! From the award-winning creators of Babymouse, it's the most spine-tingling* Squish yet!   Gulp! A SCARY new movie has everyone talking-and Squish is SPOOKED out of his cellular mind! But it's just a movie, right? Right?! Will Squish be eaten alive by a TERRIFYING movie monster? Will his friends think he's (gasp!) totally chicken? And can Squish's comic book hero, Super Amoeba, defeat his CREEPIEST foe yet? Find out the answers to these questions and more in the 6th Squish adapted-for-audio novel: Fear the Amoeba-saving the world, one cell at a time! *Amoebas do not actually have spines. Filled with superheroes, comics within comics, and gross-out science, Squish is perfect for fans of Dog Man, Captain Underpants, and My Weird School.

Jennifer L. Holm, Matthew Holm (Author), Andrea Emmes, Fred Sanders, Jim Meskimen, Jorjeana Marie, Kirby Heyborne, Marc Cashman, Mark Deakins, Mary Dilts, Maxwell Glick, Rene Ruiz, Rob Shapiro, Tonya Cornelisse (Narrator)

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Squish #7: Deadly Disease of Doom

Soon to be an animated show on HBO Max! Ahhh-CHOO! From the New York Times bestselling, Eisner-winning creators of Babymouse, it's Squish's most contagiously fun adventure yet!   Uh-oh! A deadly disease is spreading through Small Pond! People are dropping like flies! And YIKES-it looks like Squish is patient #1. Will this epic epidemic be the end of everyone's favorite amoeba? (And if it is, who will he leave his comic collection to?!) Find out the answers in the seventh hilarious Squish adapted-for-audio novel: Deadly Disease of Doom!   Filled with superheroes, comics within comics, and gross-out science, Squish is perfect for fans of Dog Man, Captain Underpants, and My Weird School!   Praise for Squish   * "Hilarious. If ever a new series deserved to go viral, this one does." -Kirkus Reviews, Starred   "An energetic, good-hearted escapade, one that young readers will enjoy." -The New York Times   "Simple enough for early readers but still remarkably snarky, clever, and entertaining." -The Bulletin of the Center for Children's Books 

Jennifer L. Holm, Matthew Holm (Author), Andrea Emmes, Fred Sanders, Jim Meskimen, Jorjeana Marie, Kirby Heyborne, Marc Cashman, Mark Deakins, Mary Dilts, Maxwell Glick, Rene Ruiz, Rob Shapiro, Tonya Cornelisse (Narrator)

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Squish #8: Pod vs. Pod

Soon to be an animated show on HBO Max! From the New York Times bestselling, Eisner-winning creators of Babymouse, it's green . . . it's blobby . . .  it's gross . . . it's SQUISH(!), a comic-book-loving amoeba whose adventures are perfect for fans of Dog Man, Captain Underpants, and My Weird School.   Uh-oh! Squish's friend Pod just hasn't been himself lately. One minute he's happy-dancing; the next he's sobbing in his soup. What's going on? (Hint: "mitosis" is the process that splits single-celled organisms. That's right, splits.) It is truly Pod vs. Pod-and may the best Pod, umm, win? Praise for Squish:   * "Hilarious. If ever a new series deserved to go viral, this one does." -Kirkus Reviews, Starred   "An energetic, good-hearted escapade, one that young readers will enjoy." -The New York Times   "Simple enough for early readers but still remarkably snarky, clever, and entertaining." -The Bulletin of the Center for Children's Books

Jennifer L. Holm, Matthew Holm (Author), Andrea Emmes, Fred Sanders, Jim Meskimen, Jorjeana Marie, Kirby Heyborne, Marc Cashman, Mark Deakins, Mary Dilts, Maxwell Glick, Rene Ruiz, Rob Shapiro, Tonya Cornelisse (Narrator)

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Squish Audio Collection: 5-8: Game On!; Fear the Amoeba; Deadly Disease of Doom; Pod vs. Pod

Soon to be an animated show on HBO Max! It's SQUISH-a hilarious, action packed graphic novel series, now adapted for audio, from the award-winning creators of Babymouse! Filled with superheroes, comics within comics, and gross-out science, Squish is perfect for fans of Dog Man, Captain Underpants, and My Weird School. Squish #5: Game On! Beep! Beep! Squish can't get enough of his awesome new video game Mitosis! (Mitosis is what happens when cells divide. Who says video games can't be educational?) In fact, he may even be obsessed! He plays at home . . . at school. . . even in his sleep! Are video games taking over Squish's life?! And can Squish's favorite comic book hero, Super Amoeba, stop the Creeping Black Mold that's taking over Small Pond? Find out in Squish #5: Game On-saving the world, one cell at a time!  Squish #6: Fear the Amoeba Gulp! A SCARY new movie has everyone talking-and Squish is SPOOKED out of his cellular mind! But it's just a movie, right? Right?! Will Squish be eaten alive by a TERRIFYING movie monster? Will his friends think he's (gasp!) totally chicken? And can Squish's comic book hero, Super Amoeba, defeat his CREEPIEST foe yet? Find out the answers to these questions and more in the 6th Squish adapted-for-audio novel: Fear the Amoeba-saving the world, one cell at a time! Squish #7: Deadly Disease of Doom Uh-oh! A deadly disease is spreading through Small Pond! People are dropping like flies! And YIKES-it looks like Squish is patient #1. Will this epic epidemic be the end of everyone's favorite amoeba? (And if it is, who will he leave his comic collection to?!) Find out the answers in the seventh hilarious Squish adapted-for-audio novel: Deadly Disease of Doom! Squish #8: Pod vs. Pod Uh-oh! Squish's friend Pod just hasn't been himself lately. One minute he's happy-dancing; the next he's sobbing in his soup. What's going on? (Hint: "mitosis" is the process that splits single-celled organisms. That's right, splits.) It is truly Pod vs. Pod-and may the best Pod, umm, win?

Jennifer L. Holm, Matthew Holm (Author), Andrea Emmes, Fred Sanders, Jorjeana Marie, Kirby Heyborne, Marc Cashman, Mark Deakins, Mary Dilts, Maxwell Glick, Rene Ruiz, Rob Shapiro, TBD (Narrator)

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Good Job, George!

From the bestselling author of Fancy Nancy comes a book about George, a little boy who is always eager to help! From the bestselling duo Jane O'Connor and Andrew Joyner comes a story about George, who is a very helpful boy. He feeds his dog, Pogo, and helps around the house. It's no surprise everyone's always saying, 'Good job, George!' When his parents decide to paint a room in their house, he knows it is the perfect job for him. But the painting doesn't go as planned for George, when a very hungry Pogo has different plans. Good Job, George is perfect for little helpers; whether they're in the classroom or in the house, children and adults alike will find George endearing and relatable.

Jane O'connor (Author), Jesus E. Martinez (Narrator)

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Opie Jones and the Superhero Slug

Dr Dolittle meets Kid Normal in a hilarious middle grade superhero series that tells you what your pets are really thinking, from Bafta-nominated comedian Nat Luurtsema In her second hilarious adventure, animal mindreader Opie Jones is off to Scotland to join her dad on the set of his Scottish medical TV show, Highland Docs, accompanied by friends Jackson and Cillian, as well as Margot, the cat with attitude, and Opie’s super-keen new sidekick, Slug (an actual slug). But before they get the chance to try out their acting skills, dastardly villain Varling and his band of brainwashers are back with an evil new plan! Can Opie and the gang (plus a showbiz pig) save the day? Perfect for 8+ fans of Charlie Changes into a Chicken, My Brother is a Superhero, Frank Cottrell Boyce and David Baddiel

Nat Luurtsema (Author), Olivia Forrest (Narrator)

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The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie Brooks

Brought to you by Puffin. The hilarious new sequel to The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks by the bestselling creator of Hurrah for Gin. Lottie Brooks is back for spring term at secondary school and with her best friends Jess and Molly at her side, she can face anything. No more trying to impress mean girls Amber and Poppy. And absolutely no more being nicknamed Cucumber Girl. Plus, the spring musical means Lottie can dazzle her mega-crush Daniel with her talent as a singing crustacean. But her friendship with Jess and Molly seems to be going off the rails however much she tries to keep them all together. What's she going to do? Three isn't really a crowd . . . is it? © Katie Kirby 2022 (P) Penguin Audio 2022

Katie Kirby (Author), Charlie Sanderson (Narrator)

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DJ Funkyfoot: The Show Must Go Oink

Meet DJ Funkyfoot! He's a Chihuahua and a butler! Meet Wolfgoose Pigwig! He's a very fancy, very famous opera star. When Wolfgoose Pigwig calls looking for the very best butler, DJ Funkyfoot jumps at the opportunity. But helping out this fancy star isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Wolfgoose's demands keep getting more and more absurd. And so do the disasters. Robbery! Wrecks! Romance! And even ... rapping?

Tom Angleberger (Author), Mark Turetsky (Narrator)

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Everybunny Loves Magic

His name is Rex Dexter. Yes. THAT Rex Dexter. The one cursed with the ability to see and talk to dead animals. The solver of atrocities against the four-footed. The savior of the flipperfinned. Save your standing ovation for later, because Rex has bigger things on his mind. Rabbits. Specifically, dead rabbits. And not just anybunny. This particular gaggle of rabbits once belonged to the Astounding Isabel, Middling Falls' foremost birthday party magician. One thing has quickly become clear. ... Somebunny hates magic. Whoever it is, they're attempting to put the Astounding Isabel out of the birthday biz for good. And they're willing to whack a whole lotta bunnies to do it. It's a cold, cruel world out there. But don't worry. Rex is on the case. And so is Darvish. And Drumstick. And possibly several dozen rabbits. The point is, nobunny pulls one over on Rex Dexter ... and his best friend ... and his dead chicken. Nobunny.

Aaron Reynolds (Author), Christopher Gebauer (Narrator)

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In Honor of Broken Things

Three unlikely friends become partners in heartbreak and hope during a middle school pottery class in this powerful, poignant novel-perfect for fans of Gordon Korman and Lynda Mullaly Hunt. At West Beacon Middle School, eighth graders Oscar Villanueva, Riley Baptiste, and Noah Wright become unlikely friends during Introduction to Clay class. Oscar, a football star, just lost his little sister to cancer. Riley's been dragged away from Philadelphia by her single mom to a new life in West Beacon, a tiny Pennsylvania coal town that's smaller than Riley's old school. Noah's spent his whole life as a homeschooler and just started West Beacon Middle School as a result of his parents' train wreck of a divorce. Through art, football, failure, faith, and trust, the friends help one another to piece things back together again. In true friendship, they also discover that some injuries may never heal, some things can never be unbroken-and that's okay too.

Paul Acampora (Author), Amanda Damron, Michael Crouch, Ozzie Rodriguez (Narrator)

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