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Suitehearts #2: Drama and Destiny

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Claire Kann (Author), Jade Wheeler, TBD (Narrator)

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Breakout!

Book three in the super-fun, paperback-original series that captures the unforgettable adventures of summer camp. It’s the end of the summer, which means one thing: Color War time! Color War is the event of the summer, a massive camp-wide competition. The camp is divided into two teams, Blue and White, with upper campers vying for the envied spot of lieutenant, a team leader position. Jenny assumes she’s got lieutenant in the bag, being a “popular girl” and all. And Play Dough sure hopes he does too—members of his family have been White team lieutenants for generations! But when assignments are announced, both are in for a surprise. Play Dough’s a lieutenant all right—for the enemy Blue team—and Jenny isn’t lieutenant at all. So who is? Jamie, Jenny’s sidekick. With the entire camp amping up for an all-out war, can Jenny and Play Dough overcome expectations and lead their teams to victory?

Stacy Davidowitz (Author), Stacy Davidowitz, TBD (Narrator)

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Not If You Break Up with Me First

Two friends who have unhappily found themselves in an accidental relationship try to drive the other one to call things off in this tongue-in-cheek middle grade romance. Childhood friends Eve and Andrew are destined to be together—everyone says so, especially their friends and classmates who are all suddenly crush-obsessed. So when Eve and Andrew's first eighth grade school dance rolls around and Eve, feeling the pressure, awkwardly asks Andrew to go with her, everyone assumes they are Officially Dating and Practically in Love. Overwhelmed, Eve and Andrew just…go with it. And it's weird. Neither of them wants this dating thing to mess up their friendship, and they don't really see each other that way. But they also don't want to be the one to call things off, the one to make things super awkward. So they both—separately—pledge to be the worst boyfriend or girlfriend ever, leaving it to the other person to break up with them. It would be genius…if the other person weren't doing the exact same thing.

G.F. Miller (Author), Aden Hakimi, Caitlin Kelly, TBD (Narrator)

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Crossing Over

A super-fun, paperback-original series that captures the unforgettable adventures of summer camp, complete with crushes, pranks, and s'mores-launching with two books! A hilarious and heartfelt series about the particular magic of summer camp—a place where reinvention is possible and friends are like family—from a sparkling debut talent. There's only one thing Melman loves more than soccer: her summers at Camp Rolling Hills. So she's pumped to be back—until she realizes her bunkmates have gone totally boy-crazy over the school year and plastered their cabin in pink. Pink posters, pink t-shirts...it seems that the only not-pink thing in the cabin is Melman herself. That is, until she's given a dare in front of the entire camp: wear a pink princess dress. For Three. Whole. Days. Steinberg's summer gets off to a rough start, too, when his robot (usually his area of expertise) blows up during a camp-wide robotics contest. Steinberg might feel like a loser at home, but camp's supposed to be his place to shine. Steinberg without robots? Melman in pink? This whole summer feels turned upside down! To set things right, Steinberg and Melman team up and hatch a fail-proof plan. The plan's secret ingredient? Hamburgers. 'Camp Rolling Hills is funny and sweet. It brought me back to those amazing summer camp summers and my very first taste of young adulthood.' --Michael Showalter, co-writer of Wet Hot American Summer 'Stacy Davidowitz gets the magic of camp and the wonder of being twelve just right. Camp Rolling Hills is both heartwarming and laugh-out-loud hilarious.' --Elissa Brent Weissman, author of Nerd Camp

Stacy Davidowitz (Author), Stacy Davidowitz, TBD (Narrator)

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Camp Rolling Hills

Finally, it’s summer! Stephanie—aka Slimey—has been counting the days until she can return to her favorite place in the entire world, Camp Rolling Hills. And this year she’s especially happy to be back—she’ll have eight blissful weeks away from home, where life has been decidedly rocky. New kid Bobby, on the other hand, is pretty sure he’s in for the worst summer of his life. He does not understand his weirdo cabinmates, the group singing, and the unfortunate nicknames (including his: Smelly). But he does understand Slimey, and the two soon fall in crush. This summer might not be so bad after all! But then a fight sets off an epic, campwide, girls-versus-boys prank war. Bunks are raided! Boxer shorts are stolen! Can Slimey and Smelly keep the peace—or will they get caught in the crossfire? “Stacy Davidowitz gets the magic of camp and the wonder of being twelve just right. Camp Rolling Hills is both heartwarming and laugh-out-loud hilarious.”—Elissa Brent Weissman, author of Nerd Camp

Stacy Davidowitz (Author), Stacy Davidowitz (Narrator)

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Northern Soul

From award-winning author Phil Earle comes the hilariously agonising account of one teenage boy’s disastrous attempts to win the heart of the cool new girl at school. Up until now, Marv’s uneventful life has revolved around playing football with his best mate, Jimmy. But things take a turn for the dramatic with the arrival at school of new girl Carly Stonehouse. Marv falls in love at first sight, but there’s no way a girl like Carly will ever look at him. Unless, perhaps, he enlists help from a very unusual source. Follow Marv on his hilariously agonising quest for love, featuring his Croc-loving dad, a fast-food addicted musical idol from the past and some of the most cringeworthy song lyrics you might ever have heard …

Phil Earle (Author), Phil Earle (Narrator)

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Spid the Spider Plans a Birthday Surprise

It’s almost Bid’s birthday and Spid is worried. He wants it to be Bid’s best birthday ever because she is his most favourite spidling in the whole wide world. But there’s a problem. No matter how hard he thinks, he doesn’t have a single birthday present idea anywhere in his worried head …

John Eaton (Author), Angus Scott (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - Serie La guerra de 6ºA 2 - Los empollones contraatacan

Dos clases rivales. Un viaje a la Gametrón Week... en el que nada saldrá como habían planeado. ¡La guerra más gamberra que se ha librado nunca! IN3S_: Oye, Max, ¿tú sabes qué bicho le ha picado a Álber? EL_MAXTER_: Ni idea. Desde que ganamos el viaje a la Gametrón, está más raro que un pakuriano cojo. ¿Quieres que vayamos luego nosotros al Rincón del Gamer? A1, A2, A3_: Ohhh... ¿Vais a quedar los dos solitos?

Sara Cano Fernández (Author), Sol De La Barreda, íñigo Montero (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - Serie La guerra de 6ºA 1 - Alérgicos a 6º B

Dos clases rivales. Un premio alucinante. Una semana llena de pruebas para ganarlo. Piques y bromas sin fin... Si quieres saber quién (y cómo) ganó la guerra más divertida y gamberra que se ha librado nunca en un colegio, no te puedes perder este libro. IN3S_: Esta es la historia de cómo les declaramos la guerra a los de 6ºB. ALBER03_: Bueno, y de cómo Inés nos la lio porque le gustaba un chulito... IN3S_: ¡Y de cómo el chulito os dejó en ridículo a ti y a los frikis de tus amigos! EL_MAXTER_: ¡Oye, y de cómo mis estrategias dejaron a los de 6ºB más flipados que un gandrox tuerto! ESTORDOG_: ¡Y de cómo casi me quedo sin dónuts por culpa del castigo de la Vieja! HUGO, BORJA, RODRI_: ¡No os flipéis, que esta es la historia de cómo los de 6ºB os dejamos por los suelos! A1, A2, A3_: Solo nosotras sabemos de qué va realmente esta historia... Los alumnos de 6ºA son geniales, están súper unidos aunque, claro, a veces tienen sus piques, sus historias... pero lo que verdaderamente les une es una «alergia total» a los de 6ºB. Y es que siempre les están haciendojugarretas. Y eso es exactamente lo que ocurrió en el concurso de ciencias, lo que desencadenó la guerra contra los de 6ºB... Extras incluidos en este libro: * Lista de las bromas más totales. * Plan de acción de la guerra para la semana. ¡La guerra de 6ºA! ¡Jujá! La opinión de los lectores: «Me lo he leído de principio a fin, disfrutando y riendo con las locas y disparatadas anécdotas vividas por: Álber, Inés, Max, Hugo... Sin duda alguna este es el mejor comienzo de una desternillante colección de historias con la que disfrutarán los jóvenes lectores. Un libro con el que pasar un buen rato y, sobre todo, un libro con el que aquellos jóvenes que aún no disfrutan del placer de la lectura, comenzarán a sentir el gusanillo lector.» Blog Cuando olía a vainilla «La verdad es que es difícil dejar de leerlo porque, además de divertido y de estar muy bien escrito, sabe mantenerte el interés por descubrir el final.» Blog Madres Cabreadas

Sara Cano Fernández (Author), Sol De La Barreda, íñigo Montero (Narrator)

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Suitehearts #1: Harmony and Heartbreak

“Charming, magical, and thoroughly delightful.” —Sarah Mlynowski, New York Times bestselling author of the Whatever After series The first in a new series about magical matchmakers, Suitehearts #1: Harmony and Heartbreak is a feel-good light romance about two 13-year-old cousins and their first solo attempts at creating enchanted love connections. Perfect for young readers who love Whatever After, The Jumbies, and The Princess Diaries. Cousins Rose and Cora Seville aren’t your typical eighth graders. They are matchmakers-in-training, learning how to magically make love connections out of San Francisco’s Hotel Coeur, where they live in the penthouse suite. As young Fledglings, Rose and Cora must perfect their charms and enchantments to pass a test that will determine their future, but they are not prepared for all the drama ahead! Confident, cool Rose, the most promising Fledgling of her generation, thinks her magic can help her handle any assignment that’s thrown at her. But when she is faced with a bitter rival and headstrong Kindling, will she be able to rise to the challenge? As for kind-yet-complicated Cora, she’s usually in her cousin’s shadow. But new powers that allow her to see others’ emotions might make her a secret weapon in the matchmaking world. Will Cora’s special abilities help or hurt her when a crush on a boy puts her matchmaker ethics on the line? Full of magic and mishaps, Suitehearts is a new series from award-winning storyteller Claire Kann that will keep readers smiling and wishing for more. Supplemental enhancement PDF accompanies the audiobook.

Claire Kann (Author), Jade Wheeler (Narrator)

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Ruby Blair

Ruby Blair with the spiky red hair loved her spotty, dotty pajamas. She loved to wear them everywhere! Everyone would stare at Ruby Blair with the spiky red hair. But Ruby Blair didn’t care!

Jill Eggleton (Author), Jill Eggleton (Narrator)

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Isabella Buckarella

Isabella Buckarella was a princess. She lived in a beautiful, big palace with her father, the King. The King wanted Isabella to wear a silly frilly dress, a silly frilly coat, and snappy strappy shoes. But Isabella liked to wear raggy baggy pants, a raggy taggy shirt, and flippy floppy shoes. And she liked to go looking for worms.

Jill Eggleton (Author), Jill Eggleton (Narrator)

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