'Bauk! Cluck! Bauk!'
That’s chicken for 'I just got blown up into a million pieces by some TNT.' It’s not as bad as it sounds, especially when you can respawn!
If you can’t tell, I’m a chicken. A Minecraft chicken, to be precise. But I used to be a kid, just like you, before I got stuck inside a video game.
Me and my friend Amelia are trying to get home. But first, we’ll have to face a crazy player, a piglin army and a creeper who can’t explode.
Being a chicken in Minecraft isn’t always easy… but it’s definitely fun!
I just want to be an explorer. Too bad I catch on fire in the sun.
Yep, that’s right. I’m a skeleton. And just like every other skeleton I do things like go to school at night and shoot noobs in the butt with arrows.
But I want to do something else with my life. There’s so much to see in Minecraft, I want to explore it all.
Everyone around me says it’s impossible. And then I meet Steve…
‘Cluck! Cluck cluck, cluck.’
Oh, sorry. Sometimes I forget who I’m talking to and I speak in Chicken. But you’re a human. A person. So, I will speak in human. English, to be precise.
This is the story of how I turned into a Minecraft chicken. I wish it was a different story. I wish I turned into a Minecraft zombie or enderman or even the Enderdragon.
But I didn’t turn into a zombie. I turned into a Minecraft chicken, possibly the most lame creature in all of Minecraftia.
Well, that’s what I thought at the beginning. But I have changed my mind about chickens. We can do some pretty cool stuff. And that’s what this story is about.
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This is not an official Minecraft product. It is not approved by or associated with Mojang. It is a work of fan fiction.
