Can these two gas-tronauts save the universe's butt?
Willy and Peter need to get as far as possible from their sister's dumb kindergarten pageant. But they never expected to blast their butts into space!
There they make a disgusting discovery that could wipe out the Moon in one gross stink bomb.
Do they have enough gas in their guts to repel gassy green aliens from Uranus? Can farts alone rocket them back to earth? And how did their sister's hamster get into the space capsule and chew up all the wires?
Two gassy brothers. One mad clown with Weapons of Mass Flatulation. Can kid fart power save the world's butt?
Willy and Peter just want to sit around gaming and farting. So it's really annoying when they're out shopping for their sister's birthday, and end up captured by crazed clowns who want to take over the planet.
From a remote bouncy castle dungeon to the White House itself, can Willy and Peter outsmart-and out-fart-the evil clowns? Can they save the human race from ex-stink-tion? And still get home in time for their sister's birthday?
How much do you know about farts?
Did you know it would take just nine farts from every person on earth to power an atomic bomb? That fish farts nearly triggered a war against Russia? That women's farts smell worse than men's? Pfwoort! It's all in this book.
Did you know that inhaling farts is healthy, yet people fart after death? That you can get a job as a professional fart smeller? That farting is illegal in Africa but polite in South America? Heard any ancient Babylonian fart jokes lately? Blorrrk! It's all in this book.
Do you know the fartiest animal on earth? The fartiest food? Know how many farts you inhale on a cross-country flight? Can farts power astronauts through space? Fweeeet! It's all in this book.
Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Then you should listen to this gas-powered encyclopedia about the windy and wacky science, history, and art of musical gas! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom listen.
