Detective Ronan Boyle's To-Do List Fight the Leprechaun Navy on their own turf Deliver Crom Cruach, undead bog man, to Raghall, King of the Leprechauns Reorder dog diapers (XL) Follow Seamus McSheehy, Earth's finest living dancer, into the Strangeplace and stop his evil scheme to become a god of Irish dance (time permitting) DO NOT FALL IN LOVE with Captain de Valera, despite her vibe, self-confidence, and cool new haircut PROVE PARENTS' INNOCENCE, STOP LORD DESMOND DOOLEY, FIND A DECENT PLACE FOR LUNCH WITH VEGETARIAN OPTIONS (not in that exact order) Get new shillelagh and beret for "hot leprechaun summer" Pay down the 7803 euros in fees owed to the Special Unit of Tir na Nog Maybe DO profess love to Captain de Valera? No-bury that down deep andlater write a sad series of plays about it Rescue PIERRE THE FAR DARRIG! (If he's even still alive?!)
You are cordially invited to the greatest show this side of Tir Na Nog:
Equasos Live!
The Magnificent Equasos is back and better than ever! still here! Join him for an evening of jokes, leprechaun
trampling, and of course singing the classics that you know and love, including:
Mister, Dont You Poop on My Haypile, Please
(Everybody) Get Funky
Lets All Visit Equasoss Merchandise Table
(Everybody) Get Funky (Reprise)
Quit Hornin in While I Eat this Leprechauns Face
And just wait til you see the new beefie he got to play the leprechaun. Hes such a hoot! Says his name is Ronan Boyle
and hes on a mission to save his captain and clear his parents names, which is ridiculous because once you see him
youll know he couldnt save his way out of a wet paper bag or clear the marker from a dry-erase board. Sweet kid,
though. Lots of allergies. And he can scream and play dead better than any other gosh-darn wee person Ive ever seen.
Fourteen-year-old Ronan Boyle is the youngest and lowliest recruit to the secret Garda, an Irish police force that handles the misdeeds of numerous magical creatures. Ronan's parents are in jail, but Ronan is convinced that they were framed by the wee people. So, despite his small size, poor eyesight, and social awkwardness, he's determined to learn all he can in the Garda in order to prove his parents' innocence. To show he's got what it takes, he'll have to confront a fiery leprechaun, a sinister harpy, and a whole world of monsters hidden in plain sight next to real-life Ireland. Fast paced, action packed, and completely hilarious, this is the start to an exciting new middle-grade series by actor and writer Thomas Lennon.
