'My sister Ellen and I didn’t get along. It’s not that we didn’t love each other, we just couldn’t stand each other.'
A little bit of comedy, a little bit of science fiction, a little bit of horror, and a lot of Fun, Funny, Spooky Adventures from the Audie Award Nominated author of “The Zombie Cat”
For nearly two decades, author and storyteller Mark Binder has been sharing his 'autobiographical fiction' with listeners of all ages.
'I write these stories for adults, and then I tell them to kids,' he says. 'It's fun being able to share stories across generations.'
With genetic mutations, insane bullies, explosions, poisonous snakes, ghosts and other assorted comic mishaps, this book makes your family seem normal!
Contents- It Ate My Sister
- The PI Kid
- The Bully and the Shrimp
- My Grandfather's Turkey
- Runninghead
- Where There's Smoke…
- The Tale of Bad Breath Bill
- The Haunted Playground
- Abu Hassan's Mighty Wind (from the Arabian Nights)
- Ellen vs. the Snake
Bonus material for the audiobook
- The first (and only) audiobook 'Middleduction'
- Bonus live version of the title story
- Bonus author conversation about storytelling and audiobooks.
Warning: may contain traces of snake venom and slug slime.
Mark Binder is the Audie Award nominated author and storyteller, who tours the world sharing stories with readers and listeners of all ages.
- Check out his tour calendar at markbinderbooks.com/tour
- Listen to live tracks on Spotify
- Follow on social media @markbinderbooks
Cavemen! Wolves! Bad Manners! A troll, a candy store and bunny rabbits? Plus lots and lots of chocolate! Your whole family will enjoy listening. Written and performed by world-travelling storyteller Mark Binder, this 65 minute audio book includes 10 stories, dozens of voices and thousands of vivid images. Great for Grades PK-3.
Spooky Comedy: You'll laugh, you'll jump! Vampires... Corpses... Mangled Harry Potter... Recorded live at Knotty Oak and Horrible Mann Middle Schools Some violence and gruesome detail. Parental guidance: If the cover bothers you, don't buy it.
10 favorite Fun-to-Hear stories. The Three Little Pigs, Jack and the Beanstalk, Goldilocks and the Three Bears and More. Perfect for listening with children and in the car. Inspires reading and listening! Lots of fun for adults too.
The villagers of Chelm are freezing... How can they keep warm? By telling stories of Chanukah! These eight tales will delight listeners of all ages. How did Joseph win his bride with the spin of a dreidle? Who makes the Lethal Latkes? And what is Rabbi Kibbitz's Chanukah surprise? Delightful tales to give and share. Storytelling Award Finalist. Finalist for the National Jewish Book Award for Family Literature. Eight stories told by the author.
Fun and funny stories recorded live at the New England Folk Festival. Seven stories. Paul Bunyan, Goldilocks (and the three bubbes), The P.I. Kid, the Brave Little Taylor and more. An award-winning author in an early live recording.
Eleanor lives alone with her two stepsisters. Although she is in a wheelchair, they crawl downstairs to the basement where ashes and cinders get in her hair… By the end of this fun and engaging tale, Eleanor will become her own person, not by magic, by herself.
Warm, joyful and fun adventures celebrating giving — and family. Stories for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan, Diwali, New Year's and the Solstice. A live holiday story concert.
