Audiobooks by Johnny Nelson

1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the entire family: Fresh One Liners, Knock

Show off your comedic skills with these hysterically cringe-worthy dad jokes Don’t you just love seeing your kids’ exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner? Isn’t it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns? The stereotypically silly dad joke is the hallmark of every fun dad. Utterly uncool, perplexingly amusing, and painfully funny, they’re guaranteed to induce both groans and guffaws from anyone who hears them. You can count on your reliable wisecracks to liven up any gathering and cheer up any mood. But if you’ve been telling the same old quips for the past years, why not update your repertoire with this collection of brilliantly lame, but ridiculously funny dad jokes? In 1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the Entire Family, you will discover: Corny dad jokes that are so bad, they’re terribly good! Over 1,000 rib-ticklers to restock your arsenal of cheesy wisecracks Groan-inducing one-liners that only dads can get away with Cleverly witty quips to ease the tension in any situation, no matter how awkward Ingenious wordplay that will get your family’s brains ticking and their sides aching with laughter The pun-niest lines that are sure to elicit laughs, even from the most humorless member of the family Entertaining trivia about famous fathers – find out how much you have in common with these celebrity dads And much more.

Johnny Nelson (Author), Jerry Wright (Narrator)

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1001 Would You Rather Wacky, Thought Provoking and Hilarious Questions: The Ultimate Game Book for K

Tough choices. Big laughs. It's a timeless game for everyone. Would you like to know more about your crush, but you’re too shy to make the first move? Do you want to make your regular family get-togethers more intellectually stimulating, yet still be fun? Are you tired of having the same old boring conversations with your friends every day? If you’re looking for the perfect bonding activity to liven up your hang outs, a fun game is always a safe bet. Asking “Would you rather” questions is a classic tradition that kids and adults alike enjoy. It provides great conversation starters that turn into all night ruminations. You find out interesting things about each other that you otherwise wouldn’t in a normal chat. But sometimes, you may run out of questions to ask... It helps to have some clever, weird, and wacky questions handy when you’re at a loss for words. In 1001 Would You Rather Wacky, Thought Provoking and Hilarious Questions, you will find: The most amusing way to get to know yourself and your family better Challenging choices that will reveal surprising truths about you and your friends Thoughtful queries to reflect on, long after the game is over Difficult dilemmas that will have you hilariously questioning your decisions A first-date icebreaker designed to weave in fascinating topics to your conversations Side-splitting questions that will get the entire group laughing out loud and bonding in no time An entertaining party game guaranteed to be a hit with all of your guests And much more. With more than 1,000 questions covering topics ranging from the mundane to the profound, you won’t run out of places and people to play this game with. You can bring this along on road trips, to parties, or to dates--anywhere you’ll be interacting with people. You can play with family, friends, significant others, classmates, students, colleagues, or even complete strangers. The choice is totally yours.

Johnny Nelson (Author), Jerry Wright (Narrator)

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