Audiobooks by Eoin Colfer

Get What They Deserve

Twins Myles and Beckett, Artemis Fowl's younger brothers, return in their third and most outrageous adventure yet. For almost two years, Lord Teddy Bleedham-Drye has been plotting revenge against the Fowl Twins, who humiliated him in book one. Teddy plans to give them exactly what they deserve: permanent death. He threatens Myles with his weaponized jet and Beckett and Specialist Lazuli succeed in disarming the aircraft and causing an accident that kills Lord Teddy. But does it really? Clones, fairy magic and criminal masterminds come together in this ultimate and ridiculous showdown between the twins and their worst enemy.

Eoin Colfer (Author), Nathaniel Parker (Narrator)

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Deny All Charges

The second book in the blockbusting new series from the bestselling author of Artemis Fowl. The second Fowl Twins adventure starts with a bang – literally. Artemis's little brothers Myles and Beckett borrow the Fowl jet without permission, and it ends up as a fireball over Florida. The twins plus their fairy minder, the pixie-elf hybrid Lazuli Heitz, are lucky to escape with their lives. The Fowl parents and fairy police force decide that enough is enough and the twins are placed under house arrest. But Myles has questions, like: who was tracking the Fowl jet? Why would someone want to blow them out of the sky? These questions must infuriate someone, because Myles is abducted and spirited away from his twin. Now Beckett and Lazuli must collaborate to find Myles and rescue him – not easy when it was Myles who was the brains of the operation. Their chase will take them across continents, deep underground, and into subaquatic super villain lairs. They will be shot at, covered in spit, and at the receiving end of some quite nasty dwarf sarcasm. But will Beckett be able to come up with a genius plan without a genius on hand…?

Eoin Colfer (Author), Nathaniel Parker (Narrator)

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Imaginary Fred

An extraordinary collaboration between Irish Children’s Laureate, Eoin Colfer, and picture book superstar, Oliver Jeffers! Sometimes, with a little electricity, or luck, or even magic, an imaginary friend might appear when you need one. An imaginary friend like Fred… Fred floated like a feather in the wind until a lonely little boy wished for him and found a friendship like no other. The perfect chemistry between Eoin Colfer’s text and Oliver Jeffer’s artwork make for a dazzlingly original colour gift book.

Eoin Colfer (Author), Ciaran Hinds (Narrator)

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Mariella, regina văzduhului

Cum va rezolva Mariella problema orei de culcare? Mariella e extraordinar de inteligentă și nimic nu-i place mai mult decât să inventeze tot felul de lucruri, dar ora de culcare stă mereu în calea ideilor ei strălucite. Așadar, gata cu somnul! Dar toată lumea are nevoie de somn, iar în lipsa acestuia, ideile geniale ale Mariellei s-ar putea să dispară pentru totdeauna. Cum va rezolva Mariella problema orei de culcare? Design copertă: Barrington Stoke EOIN COLFER este unul dintre cei mai cunoscuți autori irlandezi de literatură pentru copii. Cărțile sale au fost traduse în 44 de limbi și vândute în peste 25 de milioane de exemplare. • De același autor: Anna Liza și terapia fericirii

Eoin Colfer (Author), Raluca` Moianu (Narrator)

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Anna Liza și terapia fericirii

UN STETOSCOP, UN HALAT ALB ȘI O PERECHE DE ROLE... „ Anna Liza l-a făcut din nou fericit pe tata!“ Edward, 7 ani Pentru că sala de așteptare a cabinetului mamei ei e tot timpul plină de copii care au nevoie de ajutor, Anna Liza e mereu pregătită să ofere consultații Prima mea lectură este o colecție special creată pentru a-i ghida pas cu pas pe preșcolari și pe școlari în aventura cititului. Formatul accesibil, textele ilustrate și adaptate la nivelul de înțelegere al vârstei, succesul de care se bucură aceste cărți în lumea întreagă și premiile primite îi motivează pe copii să-și cultive interesul pentru lectură.

Eoin Colfer (Author), Ileana Olteanu (Narrator)

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The Fowl Twins

Criminal genius runs in the family... Myles and Beckett Fowl are twins but the two boys are wildly different. Beckett is blonde, messy and sulks whenever he has to wear clothes. Myles is impeccably neat, has an IQ of 170, and 3D prints a fresh suit every day - just like his older brother, Artemis Fowl. A week after their eleventh birthday the twins are left in the care of house security system, NANNI, for a single night. In that time, they befriend a troll on the run from a nefarious nobleman and an interrogating nun both of whom need the magical creature for their own gain . . . Prepare for an epic adventure in which The Fowl Twins and their new troll friend escape, get shot at, kidnapped, buried, arrested, threatened, killed (temporarily) . . . and discover that the strongest bond in the world is not the one forged by covalent electrons in adjacent atoms, but the one that exists between a pair of twins. The first book in the blockbusting new series from global bestseller Eoin Colfer.

Eoin Colfer (Author), Nathaniel Parker (Narrator)

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Doctor Who: Thirteen Doctors 13 Stories

Penguin presents the audiobook edition of Doctor Who: Thirteen Stories. A new version of this much-loved anthology, with a brand-new story featuring the brand-new Thirteenth Doctor from literary sensation Naomi Alderman! Twelve wonderful tales of adventure, science, magic, monsters and time travel - featuring all twelve Doctors - are waiting for you in this very special Doctor Who book. And now they're joined by a very exciting, and very exclusive, new tale - written by Naomi Alderman, author of The Power - that will star the Thirteenth Doctor, as she battles to save the universe with her three close and trusted friends. Other authors featured are: Eoin Colfer, Michael Scott, Marcus Sedgwick, Philip Reeve, Patrick Ness, Richelle Mead, Malorie Blackman, Alex Scarrow, Charlie Higson, Derek Landy, Neil Gaiman, and Holly Black.

Alex Scarrow, Charlie Higson, Derek Landy, Eoin Colfer, Holly Black, Malorie Blackman, Marcus Sedgwick, Michael Scott, Naomi Alderman, Neil Gaiman, Patrick Ness, Philip Reeve, Richelle Mead (Author), Charlie Higson, Frazer Hines, Ian Hanmore, Malorie Blackman, Marcus Sedgwick, Nicholas Briggs, Nicholas Pegg, Peter Kenny, Samuel Anderson, Sophie Aldred (Narrator)

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Illegal

Ebo's sister left months ago. Now his brother has disappeared too, and Ebo knows that, to see them again, he must follow in their footsteps and make the hazardous voyage from Ghana to a safe haven in Europe. So the twelve-year-old sets off on an epic journey that takes him across the Sahara Desert to the dangerous streets of Tripoli and finally out to the merciless sea. Powerful and timely, this novel brings to life Ebo's unquenchable hope for a new life in the face of daunting and perilous obstacles.

Andrew Donkin, Eoin Colfer (Author), A Full Cast, An Ensemble Cast (Narrator)

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Tim und das Geheimnis von Captain Crow

Marty kann es einfach nicht lassen: In den Sommerferien quält er seine Brüder mit schaurigen Geschichten um den grausamsten und gemeinsten Piraten aller Zeiten, Captain Crow. Der soll, obwohl schon lange tot, noch heute über die Felsen spuken - auf der Suche nach einem neunjährigen Schiffsjungen, der ihm vor 300 Jahren eine fürchterliche Schmach zugefügt hat. Tim fühlt sich sofort gemeint, denn Alter und Körpergröße stimmen haargenau überein. Eines Nachts muss Tim nach der Kinderdisko im Schiffsjungenkostüm über die Felsen laufen. Da ertönt ein markerschütternder Schrei ...

Eoin Colfer (Author), Samuel Weiss (Narrator)

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Iron Man: The Gauntlet

Tony Stark is known throughout the world as many things: billionaire, inventor, Avenger. But mainly for being the Invincible Iron Man. Just when Tony is about to add his pizzazz to an international eco-summit in Ireland, someone close to him forces him to question his role in making the world a more dangerous place with his high-tech weaponry. But Stark doesn't have much time to reflect before an old enemy presents him with an even greater challenge: the assassination of all the eco-ministers, and Iron Man himself. Just how invincible Iron Man is when he is stripped of everything remains to be seen in this breathless adventure by the bestselling author of Artemis Fowl.

Eoin Colfer (Author), Ari Fliakos (Narrator)

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Mary's Hair and The Fish in the Bathtub

Mary loathes her big, curly, bushy hair and so she chops it all off...and she looks fantastic! But her mammy is not convinced and forbids her from ever cutting her own hair again. But she didn't say anything about anyone else... Little Lucja's Grandpa Feliks plans to have a tasty Christmas Eve dinner of carp. But when the carp arrives alive and takes up residence in the bathtub, has Grandpa Feliks finally met his match?

Eoin Colfer (Author), Caroline Lennon, Mike Grady, Multiple Narrators, Various (Narrator)

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Artemis Fowl 1

Artemis Fowl is een twaalfjarig crimineel meesterbrein, belust op macht en geld en immer in gezelschap van zijn boomlange bodyguard Butler. Wanneer Artemis erachter komt dat iedere elf een magisch boek bezit, steelt hij een exemplaar, fotografeert het en mailt het naar zijn Mac. Op ingenieuze wijze kraakt hij de code van het magische boek en ontdekt zo een manier om de elfen hun befaamde goud afhandig te maken. Hij slaagt erin kapitein Holly Short - de eerste vrouwelijke officier van de elfBI's - te ontvoeren, wat op grote weerstand stuit van het in verhalen en legenden zo lief afgeschilderde elfenvolk. Zwaarbewapend en uitgerust met de modernste computertechnologie trekken de elfen ten strijde, vastbesloten de misdadige plannen van Artemis in de kiem te smoren...

Eoin Colfer (Author), Gerben Zonderlandt (Narrator)

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